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    Who shot who?

    An 80 year old man goes in for his normal check-up. While there:
    Doc says you seem like youíre in great shape for your age. How are you feeling?
    Great! says the old guy. In fact, I just got married to a hot 18 year old model.
    What?! 18 years old? How will you satisfy her?
    Easy, in fact, sheís pregnant already.
    Doc said let me tell you a story. Last year a few of my friends wanted me to go hunting with them. I donít like to kill things, but I went along to spend some time with them and have some male bonding. I just loaded my gun with blanks. While in the woods, this bear comes out of nowhere charging at me. I turn and fire three shots. The bear drops to the ground dead. What do you think of that?
    The old guy says, ďYou didnít kill that bear. Someone else must have shot him. Maybe one of your friends.Ē
    THATíS WHAT IíM TRYING TO TELL YOU!
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    Ya someone else had to shoot that bear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnMichael
    Ya someone else had to shoot that bear.
    Maybe it was one of his friends.
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    While the man was shooting blanks the old bear died of a heart attack .
    The 18-year old was just using the same strategy with her new husband only it turns out there was still one live round in the old pistol.......

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