Who is king of the long posts?

[GMichael]

Get me off this list, RGA is the winner by fifty lengths!

Dude. You got smoked!

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Dude. You got smoked!

But I'm not chicken or ribs

[Rich-n-Texas]

But I'm not chicken or ribs

What a lame attempt at humor THAT was.

We all know you're a half-smoked Cuban stogie.

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

What a lame attempt at humor THAT was.

We all know you're a half-smoked Cuban stogie.

I have been called many things, but never a half smoked cigar, and not from someone who drinks oil for breakfast, and takes baths in $1000 bills

[GMichael]

I have been called many things, but never a half smoked cigar, and not from someone who drinks oil for breakfast, and takes baths in $1000 bills

And now you have.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Ya can't say I'm not original.

[bobsticks]

Looks like Big-Daddy T is trying to mount a comeback...

http://forums.audioreview.com/showth...026#post243026

[basite]

Looks like Big-Daddy T is trying to mount a comeback...

http://forums.audioreview.com/showth...026#post243026

...how long it took to type that post

what a comeback

Keep them spinning,
Bert.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Judging by "I wonder... how long it took to type that post", I'm not even going to attempt to read it. I'm likely to fall asleep and miss lunch.

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Judging by "I wonder... how long it took to type that post", I'm not even going to attempt to read it. I'm likely to fall asleep and miss lunch.

There you go again Rich dude, always thinking about your stomach.

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Judging by "I wonder... how long it took to type that post", I'm not even going to attempt to read it. I'm likely to fall asleep and miss lunch.

I type over 80wpm, so it doesn't take as long to type that post as you think. I made great money in college typing up papers for other students. I used to have to wait for word processors to catch up with me back in the day.

[Woochifer]

I type over 80wpm, so it doesn't take as long to type that post as you think. I made great money in college typing up papers for other students. I used to have to wait for word processors to catch up with me back in the day.

Looks like someone's figured out to vault to the top of a poll like this one ... my typing speed clocks out at 75 WPM. RGA's must be over 100 ...

P.S. Rich should know better than to mistake a Puerto Rican for a Cuban -- if he ever gets into salsa dancing, he'd better know if his partner's using Puerto Rican or Cuban timing!

[Rich-n-Texas]

Wait a minute... Didn't he say somewhere along the line he was part Cuban? I'm sure of it.

Ya know, my niece is a salsa dancer. She's gone through quite a few losers...err... boyfriends that she's met through her Salsa dancing club.

[Rich-n-Texas]

I type over 80wpm, so it doesn't take as long to type that post as you think. I made great money in college typing up papers for other students. I used to have to wait for word processors to catch up with me back in the day.

Everytime I've tried to time myself while typing I wouldn't be able to see the seconds hand because it was moving too fast.

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Wait a minute... Didn't he say somewhere along the line he was part Cuban? I'm sure of it.

My mom is puerto rican, my dad half cuban and english. When I salsa, its all rican here. Wooch is right, Cubans and ricans timing with salsa is quite different.

Ya know, my niece is a salsa dancer. She's gone through quite a few losers...err... boyfriends that she's met through her Salsa dancing club.

Losers go to salsa dancing clubs to pick up women(Wooch actually goes to dance, that's a rarity with men). You niece ought to know deese tings. Tell jore niece that if she doesn't pick up trash, her fingers won't stink.($1000 to me Abuela, she has expensive taste)

[Woochifer]

Ya know, my niece is a salsa dancer. She's gone through quite a few losers...err... boyfriends that she's met through her Salsa dancing club.

Salsa's the reason why I had a long standing rule against dating my dance partners! (Broke that rule "once" ten years ago with this cute swing dancer who now just happens to be my wife!)

Had some dates where the cosmos were perfectly aligned at the club, only to find that once we got away from the dance floor, I couldn't figure out if some of them could even form a complete thought! Others were just dates from hell. Worst part is that if things go south on a date, I also lost a good dance partner!

My mom is puerto rican, my dad half cuban and english. When I salsa, its all rican here. Wooch is right, Cubans and ricans timing with salsa is quite different.

Yep, I was totally lost the first time I went to NYC. Thought I had a good enough repertoire courtesy of my former instructor in SF (who's since made it big down in L.A. -- he's now the Latin choreographer on So You Think You Can Dance). But, that whole Puerto Rican "on two" timing that dominates the NY scene threw me for a loop, and stubbing a couple of partners' toes quickly stranded me in the penalty box at the bar. Spent the rest of that trip hanging out with the swing dancers, since lindy hop doesn't have any incompatible ethnic variations that I'm aware of!

Losers go to salsa dancing clubs to pick up women(Wooch actually goes to dance, that's a rarity with men).

Ah, but it goes both ways! Thankfully, I used to almost always go salsa with a "trusted" group of women. We would run interference for one another, and they would either help me gain an entree with someone intriguing ... or steer me clear of someone they regarded as bad news (I didn't always go along with their judgment, but I will admit that their warning signs for psychobeechfromhell types were a lot more accurate than mine!).