Welcome to the new 2008 edition of getting to know your family

[Auricauricle]

Okay....

1. What is your occupation right now?
Student.

2. What color are your socks right now?
Olive green

3. What are you listening to right now?
Kind of Blue

4. What was the last thing that you ate?
Roastbeef sammich

5. Can you drive a stick shift?
Youbetyourassican

6. Last person you spoke to on the phone?
Mah wahf

7. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
Don' know 'im. He ain' hurt me. Guess he okay.

8. How old are you today?
45 Earth years and so.

9. What is your favorite sport to watch on TV?
Presidential debates and weather forecasts

10. What is your favorite drink?
Reposada, mebbe. A good glass of Malbec, puhaps.

11. Have you ever dyed your hair?
Uh, nah.

12 Favorite food?
Sushi. No, caramel pudding. No, boiled shrimp. Uh...

13. What is the last movie you watched?
Paris, Texas

4. Favorite day of the year?
Today.

15. How do you vent anger?
Play the music up loud and have a beer.

16. What was your favorite toy as a child?
Billy Blastoff.

17. What is your favorite season?
Autumn

18. Cherries or Blueberries?
Neither. All right: Bluberries.

19. Do you want your friends to e-mail you back?
Yep.

20. Who is the most likely to respond?
Gladys. Do y'know her?

21. Who is least likely to respond?
My brothers.

22. Living arrangements?
Gemutlisch apartment with wife, cat, books and tunes.

23. When was the last time you cried?
Last time I heard Vangelis' "Dream in an Open Place". The memories...

24. What is on the floor of your closet?
Shoes. Dust. Fur. A skeleton. Crap.

25. Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending to?
Hmmm...

26. What did you do last night
Listen to music, studied, read, slept.

27. What are you most afraid of
Absolute, total madness.

28. Plain, cheese, or spicy hamburgers?
There used to be a place around here that made the best cheddar, bacon and jalapeno cheesburgers. You could here the ladies in there slapping the paddies together before you walked through the door. I miss that place. Did I mention that as a favorite food...?

29. Favorite dog breed?
If it's a good dawg, it don't matter that much t'me.

30. Favorite day of the week ?
When it's mellow and the music is good and the book is better.

31. How many states have you lived in?
About four including disgrace, despair, bliss, euphoria, stupor and back to grace.

32. Diamonds or pearls?
Tourmaline.

33. What is your favorite flower?
Cauliflower. No, lessee....Touch-me-not.