Quote Originally Posted by Worf101
Methinks he doth protest too much. Why else wear a grass skirt. Also with JSE isn't flatulance "protected free speech" under the First Amendment?

Da "good to see you back Bud" Worfster
The grass skirt would easily give him away if it had been him. The gale force winds of the flatulence would surely blow the grass sky high. Think Marilyn Monroe standing on the sewer grate, only from behind.