I have 1 testicle. Not joking. Had a bit of a cancer scare a few years ago. Wife found a lump on a Friday. On the operating table on Monday.

Doc ran the tests twice after removal, and found no cancer (whew). There was a 95% chance that is cancer, hence no pre-testing the growth. However, if there ever is a second lump, I'll insist on a test, as I'm not too keen on having none.

Had all 3 kids after-so no harm there.

That, and I have a birthmark on my arm. But unlike a regular birthmark, it's made up of freckles. About 100 in a 2"x3" patch. Kinda funny. I used to tell my friends that I had a regular birthmark, then got hit really hard, and it broke up. Even my kids fell for that one.