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    Suspended Smokey's Avatar
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    Saturday Joke.

    A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish.

    The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger.. Whoosh... immediately he turned ninety!!!
    Gotta love that fairy!

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    Forum Regular hifitommy's Avatar
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    Dec 2001
    sylmar, ca. in beautiful so cal earthquake country

    sunday joke


    One day a father gets out of work and on his way home

    he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He
    pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson,
    "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

    The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:

    Work out Barbie for $19.95

    Shopping Barbie for $19.95

    Beach Barbie for $19.95

    Disco Barbie for $19.95

    Divorced Barbie for $265.95

    The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced
    Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

    The salesperson annoyingly answers :

    "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:

    Ken's Car,

    Ken's House,

    Ken's Boat,

    Ken's Furniture,

    Ken's Computer and...

    One of Ken's Friends

    Last edited by hifitommy; 11-06-2005 at 04:55 PM. Reason: detrius

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