When I come up with enough innane questions I'll join up...under an assumed name of course.

Something like, "I've got two cotton trees in my room. Ones 5ft 7" and has lots of leaves, the other is 5ft 9" and has a few less leaves but they are bigger on the top branches compared to the ones on the other tree. Which is better?"

oh, wait. There's no tree forum. damn.