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[RoyY51]

...drinking his grog. The bartender walks over to him and says: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice that you've got a...well, a steering wheel down your pants!" The pirate says:" Aaaargh! And it's drivin' me nuts!"

[GMichael]

> What dating was like in 1957
>
> It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up
> his date,
> Peggy Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own
> car and a duck
> tail hairdo.
>
> When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother
> answers and
> invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why
> don't you have
> a seat?"
>
> Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning
> to do.
> Harold replies politely that they will probably just
> go to the
> malt shop or to a drive-in movie.
>
> Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go
> out and
> screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."
>
> Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold
> and he says,
> Whaaaat?"
>
> "Yes," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue
> really likes
> to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!"
>
> Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to
> ear.
> Immediately, he has revised the plans for the
> evening
>
> A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in
> her little
> poodle skirt with her saddle shoes, and announces
> that she's
> ready to go.
>
> Almost with breathless anticipation, Harold escorts
> his date out
> the front door while Mom is saying, "Have a good
> evening kids,"
> with a small wink for Harold.
>
> About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled
> Peggy Sue rushes
> back into the house, slams the door behind her and
> screams at her
> mother:
>
> "Dammit, Mom! It's the Twist! It's called The
> Twist!"