Quote Originally Posted by kexodusc
Mwa ha ha ha...good one GM.

I'm not so good with story jokes...my favorite (it's bad) has always been:

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?"

Answer: "Where's my tractor?"

Trust me, it gets pretty damn funny after a few beers.
Was this farmer wearing red suspenders when his LOST tractor ran over the chicken crossing the road?
Hey Doc, It hurts when I do this.
Don't do that.