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    This needs to be shared!


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    I wouldn't touch this with a 10 foot tree branch. No sir re Bob. Tick-a-lock.
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    Welp...

    Links daid for me. I can't see's it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worf101
    Links daid for me. I can't see's it.

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    It's a picture of her.... her...
    Nope! Aint saying it! Not me....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    Does David Thorne by any chance work for BP's public relations?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    This from another of David's entries ... "Sometimes I just write nonsense and other times I write something rather insensitive to evoke angry responses. ... When I was just fourteen, I was given the task of drowning kittes by my girlfriend's mother. ... I opened the bag and found one kitten had survived. So I drowned it again."

    I think this tells us quite a couple of things about David: (1) he really doesn't care about cats, and (2) he is a psychopath.

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    LMAO!!! Awesome. Who is this guy anyhow FA? How did you find that?

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    ditto the LAMO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by poppachubby
    LMAO!!! Awesome. Who is this guy anyhow FA? How did you find that?
    Since I work in Marketing, a friend emailed it to me. The email was actually edited down (fewer of his stories) to make it more concise and that made it even funnier. I forwarded it to another friend who had seen it on this web site and sent me the original link.

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    This truly is funny, but I don't think I would be laughing as much if it was a dog.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible
    This truly is funny, but I don't think I would be laughing as much if it was a dog.
    I'm notoriously humour deficient but I don't even find it funny about a cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Feanor
    I'm notoriously humour deficient but I don't even find it funny about a cat.
    Really? Holy cow! I was laughing so hard by the time I saw that red bowler hat that my eyes were tearing.

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    The Easter play permission slip bit is much funnier.
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    Hey....

    Quote Originally Posted by Feanor
    I'm notoriously humour deficient but I don't even find it funny about a cat.
    Hey Fean's I never would'a took you for a cat lover. That's kinda sweet. I like cats but the problem is they love me but my lungs don't love them. I've very allergic to them. But whenever I'm around them they just feel compelled to climb into my lap and go to sleep while I go into asthmatic shock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geoffcin
    The Easter play permission slip bit is much funnier.
    I love that one too! I was going to post it here but I wasn't sure whether anyone might be offended by it, so I decided not to.

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    I JUST SPEWED LATTE ALL OVER THE COMPUTER MONITOR!!!



    I hate when I do that




    I'll have to clean it all up fast before anyone shows up because I'm not supposed to be in here...just as well, cuz this computer won't let me open the link...I'll check it out on my cellphone.
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    If the computer won't let you open the link, why are you spewing? I know that you have a natural tendency to drool, but I didn't think that you spewed too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worf101
    Hey Fean's I never would'a took you for a cat lover. That's kinda sweet. I like cats but the problem is they love me but my lungs don't love them. I've very allergic to them. But whenever I'm around them they just feel compelled to climb into my lap and go to sleep while I go into asthmatic shock.

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    I'm not particularly a cat lover. But over the years I've grown more sympathetic to the plight of animals; I think it's because I see them as simpler, more innocent, and more vulnerable versions of ourselves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Feanor
    I'm not particularly a cat lover. But over the years I've grown more sympathetic to the plight of animals; I think it's because I see them as simpler, more innocent, and more vulnerable versions of ourselves.
    I think that my cats see me as a simpler, more innocent, and more vulnerable version of theirselves.

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    Hey guys, of COURSE he helped her make a poster to find her cat! (not the silly one with the hat either) And he had it ready for her in time for her to print and post them. He was just taking the piss out of her for acting like she was so upset, but not even breaking her daily routine.
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    No FA, I make the joke


    I read it just now. Kinda reminds me of Mark Prindal. very funny indeed, but I'd hate to be on the receiving end of one of his e-mails. I bet he doesn't make too many friends, (if those are real e-mails).


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    Sorry to break it to you, FA. As far as cats are concerned, we are giant cat-food dispensers....They climb on us, not because they love us, but because we smell like Fancy Feast.

    Thanks for the laughs!

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    Auric, if you smell like Fancy Feast take a shower and get a new calone

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    I've got cats and when I break out the Facy Feast it's like I broke out the crack cocaine. They absolutely loose their freaking minds!!! I would hate to think what would happen if I smelled like the sh!t!
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    You'll be covered in sand and pawed within an inch of your life, Geoffcin!

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