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    Mirror Mirror

    Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together. Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'

    Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'

    Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'

    They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

    The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

    Then Brad Pitt walked up and said with a smile 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the sexiest man alive'.

    Then Angelina lifted her sad, beautiful face and said…



    'Who the hell is ForeverAutumn?'



    (didn't see that coming did you? )

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    No but now I know. :kissme:

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    I woke up around 10 o'clock in the mornin
    I gave myself a strech up, a mornin yawn and
    went to the bathroom to wash up
    I threw some soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup
    and said um "Mirror mirror, on, the wall
    Who is the top Dogg of them all?"
    There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted
    The mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard"
    Well that's true, that's why we never have no beef
    So I slipped off my khakis and my gold leaf
    So, I broke into the palace
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn

    'Who the hell is ForeverAutumn?'


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    Where did we lose you L.J.?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsticks
    I woke up around 10 o'clock in the mornin
    I gave myself a strech up, a mornin yawn and
    went to the bathroom to wash up
    I threw some soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup
    and said um "Mirror mirror, on, the wall
    Who is the top Dogg of them all?"
    There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted
    The mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard"
    Well that's true, that's why we never have no beef
    So I slipped off my khakis and my gold leaf
    Don't stop there....I got the beat going in my head.

    La di da di, we likes to party........

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    The Mad Queen gazed into the eyes of her hyaline friend
    And said, “Who is most fair, for whom will the stars descend?”
    The glass-eyed muse pondered a moment and did reply
    “Surely it is you,” he intoned with a shrug and a sigh.
    And as the woman went forth, bedecked in her gaudy, old jewels and clothes
    She noted not the weevil that found purchase on the tip of her nose.
    And as she was greeted with smiles and curtsies and bows
    She knew naught of the insect dozing between her eyebrows!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together. Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'

    Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'

    Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'

    They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

    The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

    Then Brad Pitt walked up and said with a smile 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the sexiest man alive'.

    Then Angelina lifted her sad, beautiful face and said…



    'Who the hell is ForeverAutumn?'



    (didn't see that coming did you? )
    See? I told you!
    Why don't women ever believe what I tell them?
    WARNING! - The Surgeon General has determined that, time spent listening to music is not deducted from one's lifespan.

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    I believed you GM.

    Hope that helped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    See? I told you!
    Why don't women ever believe what I tell them?
    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
    I believed you GM.

    Hope that helped.
    Does that make you a woman?

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    God, all these good men gettin' all supportive and consoling....SNAP OUT OF IT!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    Does that make you a woman?
    Quote Originally Posted by I know where her hot spots are
    No but now I know. :kissme:
    Well?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auricauricle
    God, all these good men gettin' all supportive and consoling....SNAP OUT OF IT!!
    If you had ever seen her you'd understand.
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    WARNING! - The Surgeon General has determined that, time spent listening to music is not deducted from one's lifespan.

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    Ummmmmmmmm... There, there, it'll be all right. Can I make you some tea? Ummmmm....

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    FA is one hot tamale!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas


    FA is one hot tamale!
    Would one of you neanderthals please help Rich get laid already?!
    Last edited by ForeverAutumn; 10-10-2008 at 07:32 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    If you had ever seen her you'd understand.
    She'd be cute with another 10 pounds on her. That girl is way too skinny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    Would of you neanderthals please help Rich get laid already?!


    Yeah, you heard her you freakin' neanderthals!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    She'd be cute with another 10 pounds on her. That girl is way too skinny.
    It's an older picture.
    WARNING! - The Surgeon General has determined that, time spent listening to music is not deducted from one's lifespan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    Would of you neanderthals please help Rich get laid already?!
    We don't have the required equipment.
    WARNING! - The Surgeon General has determined that, time spent listening to music is not deducted from one's lifespan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    It's an older picture.
    When she was 17?

    Did you know women don't reach their sexual prime until their mid-30's?

    I'm just sayin'

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    Here she is now.
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    Speak for your own tool box, GM! (Damn, where'd my socket wrench set get to?!)

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    GM's on a roll!!! Keep 'em comin' bud!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
    GM's on a roll!!! Keep 'em comin' bud!
    Without her makeup.
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