a little regional humour...

[3-LockBox]

In a similar story, a University Of Alabama student was rushed to the hospitol after attempting to blow up an Auburn team bus (he burnt his lips on the tailpipe).

The University Of Tennessee now boasts the worlds' largest drive-thru zoo (they put a fence around Kentucky).

How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Arkasas? If it were invented anywhere else, it woulda been called a teethbrush.

Bring on SEC Football!!!!

My blood runs deep ORANGE.

GO Vols!

[trollgirl]

How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Arkasas? If it were invented anywhere else, it woulda been called a teethbrush.

There are only three Arkansas jokes. Everything else you've heard is true.

Basic Arkansas pick-up line: "Hey, nice tooth!"

In Iowa, the joke runs that if they were to give the bottom two tiers of counties to Missouri, it would double the IQ in both states.

I'm still trying to remember the joke which goes with this punchline: "Rectum? Damned near killed 'em!"

Laz

[trollgirl]

Double-post here, as I don't seem to be able to edit my previous post. What's with that? It's an option on most sites.

Anyway:

There's a fine line between and Okie and an idiot.

It's called the Red River.