In a similar story, a University Of Alabama student was rushed to the hospitol after attempting to blow up an Auburn team bus (he burnt his lips on the tailpipe).

The University Of Tennessee now boasts the worlds' largest drive-thru zoo (they put a fence around Kentucky).

How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Arkasas? If it were invented anywhere else, it woulda been called a teethbrush.

Bring on SEC Football!!!!

My blood runs deep ORANGE.

GO Vols!