Let's play a game...

[GMichael]

And yet, you keep watching.

[Groundbeef]

I just want to pay for my friggin' groceries.

[Auricauricle]

Doncha fergit yer denture scrub, Beef, ol' bub!

[Ajani]

Doncha fergit yer denture scrub, Beef, ol' bub!

Aa spends more time playing with his magic bone than listening to music....

[GMichael]

Aa spends more time playing with his magic bone than listening to music....

You don't?

[Ajani]

You don't?

Nope... I always do both at the same time...

[GMichael]

Oh, a double fist'er I see.

[Auricauricle]

Watch the line, lads!

It's kinda like my wife's "cute" nickname for the remote control. She just doesn't understand. It's programmable for a multitude of functions (2 at least), always (well, nearly always) ready, and capable of many hours of diversion....

AJ: You oughtta watch where you play that piccolo....

[bobsticks]

Auri starts every romantic interlude with the line, "...and this one time, in band camp,..."

[Auricauricle]

Doh...! You were such a great counselor, 'Sticks!

[GMichael]

Auri starts every romantic interlude with the line, "...and this one time, in band camp,..."

That's the signature I use on the pool players forum I am on.

AA needs counceling.

[Groundbeef]

That's the signature I use on the pool players forum I am on.

AA needs counceling.

So what you are saying is that when you are not here, you are off talkin' to dudes about polishing your balls?

Well what you do on your own time....

[Auricauricle]

That's the signature I use on the pool players forum I am on.

AA needs counceling.

Yeah, I've heard what happens when somebody yells, "Cue up!"

(Er, you need to find another dikshunerry, GM....)

[GMichael]

So what you are saying is that when you are not here, you are off talkin' to dudes about polishing your balls?

Well what you do on your own time....

Yes, also:

Stroking our shafts.
Gripping our butts.
Roughing up our tips.
Sinking our balls.
Balls in hand.
Nice racks.
Tight pockets.
Getting in stroke.
Taking the pressure.
Rising to the occasion.
And making them pay.

Oh, but unlike here, over half of the posting members are female, and live close enough for me to visit. Also, I've met most all of them.

[Groundbeef]

Yes, also:

Stroking our shafts.
Gripping our butts.
Roughing up our tips.
Sinking our balls.
Balls in hand.
Nice racks.
Tight pockets.
Getting in stroke.
Taking the pressure.
Rising to the occasion.
And making them pay.

Oh, but unlike here, over half of the posting members are female, and live close enough for me to visit. Also, I've met most all of them.

Well, aren't you a special boy. Frankly, I'm at a loss for words. Touche'

[GMichael]

Well, aren't you a special boy. Frankly, I'm at a loss for words. Touche'

You must not be getting enough action out of your stick. Would you like to try mine for a few shots? It's a P2.

[Auricauricle]

I have standards, GM: I'm a nurse, not a ladies aid. While you're in the backer getting a brown ball, I'm busy free strokin'!

(Ahem....)

[GMichael]

Want some Q-slick for that? It will make your shaft extra slippery.

[Auricauricle]

Pass. I'll waitabit....Got blue balls....

Er, we're gettin' close to that line again....

[GMichael]

Just be sure not to mix up the Q-slick with the Krazy glue.

[Auricauricle]

'Twould be a mistake to get stuck on that stick...

[BillShiphr]

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