I said Knock, Knock!
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Hello.....o.........o.............o............... .........o....................................o?
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Standing at the watercooler JSE looks around and to his amazement, the place is empty? JSE is bewildered. A bubble gurgles up from the bottom of the watercooler and scares the hell out of JSE. Where is everyone? Where have they gone? JSE wonders what happened....

Did JSE forget his Right Guard today?

Did Worf "Go Klingon" on everyone's arses?

To many um-tenth post parties?

Did Rich melt in the Texas heat?

G'Man? Well just about anything could have happened to him and we would not be suprised. Maybe the tree killers got him?

Did PS go into a over-movie-watching-popcorn-eating-coma?

FA's probably at a concert.

Hello?

JSE get's a grin on his face, takes the water bottle off the cooler and drops a little yellow food coloring in. That's will get them aggitated! Put's bottle back on cooler, throws back out and hobbles off.