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  1. 04-03-2009, 08:03 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
    That sh!t smells NASTY!
    You might have put it in the wrong...ah.... opening?
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  2. 04-03-2009, 08:08 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    How many times did she get patched up? Have you tried Fix-a-flat?

    She was way beyond Fix-A-Flat. Poor girl.


    Man, FA is gonna be mad when she see this thread!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JSE
    She was way beyond Fix-A-Flat. Poor girl.


    Man, FA is gonna be mad when she see this thread!
    Nah.... I'm thinking that she'll laugh. Maybe be a little grossed out, but not mad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    Nah.... I'm thinking that she'll laugh. Maybe be a little grossed out, but not mad.

    I say we blame Rich just in case.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JSE
    She was way beyond Fix-A-Flat. Poor girl.


    Man, FA is gonna be mad when she see this thread!
    What makes you think that I haven't been following it all along?

    Like I said before. I just throw the banana in the cage and watch the fun.

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  6. 04-03-2009, 08:22 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by JSE
    I say we blame Rich just in case.
    Gotcha..

    Hey FA. JSE and I had nothing to do with it. Rich is 100% to blame. I think he's a little .
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  7. 04-03-2009, 08:24 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    What makes you think that I haven't been following it all along?

    Like I said before. I just throw the banana in the cage and watch the fun.

    Banana? You got bananas?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    What makes you think that I haven't been following it all along?

    Like I said before. I just throw the banana in the cage and watch the fun.


    You better have just called us "Crazy Monkeys" and not "Banana Chasers"!
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  9. 04-03-2009, 10:01 AM #34
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    I knew she was watching and I knew she was probably laughing her boobee's off too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
    I knew she was watching and I knew she was probably laughing her boobee's off too!
    On no! She has a flat too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    On no! She has a flat too?

    No Rich, You can't fix her flat!
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  13. 04-07-2009, 07:08 AM #38
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    Interesting facts about the human body...

    ...from a different perspective. I found out the other night, much to my chagrin, that no matter how nice a lil' body is, if she's wearing your Grandma's perfume it's a no-go.

    How's that for a banana in the cage...or a lack thereof?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsticks
    ...from a different perspective. I found out the other night, much to my chagrin, that no matter how nice a lil' body is, if she's wearing your Grandma's perfume it's a no-go.
    How's that for a banana in the cage...or a lack thereof?
    Sounds like you need to stop trolling at the retirement home for dates Sticks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groundbeef
    Sounds like you need to stop trolling at the retirement home for dates Sticks.
    Lol, there's a degree if irony in this...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsticks
    ...from a different perspective. I found out the other night, much to my chagrin, that no matter how nice a lil' body is, if she's wearing your Grandma's perfume it's a no-go.

    How's that for a banana in the cage...or a lack thereof?
    You should probably pass on most women who have the same last name as you as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    You should probably pass on most women who have the same last name as you as well.
    Lmao, damn I'm feelin' the love...great to be back ya prawnticklers...seriously though, who expects a 28 year old woman to smell like Elizabeth Taylor?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsticks
    Lmao, damn I'm feelin' the love...great to be back ya prawnticklers...seriously though, who expects a 28 year old woman to smell like Elizabeth Taylor?

    OMG....You used your time shifting witchiness to go back in time, and abducted some poor woman and brought her back to now. She is only wearing perfume that was in style in the 40's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsticks
    Lmao, damn I'm feelin' the love...great to be back ya prawnticklers...seriously though, who expects a 28 year old woman to smell like Elizabeth Taylor?
    Time to buy her something from this century. A lovely gift.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    Time to buy her something from this century. A lovely gift.

    Yeah, but if I roll with it I can get 'er all G'd up on absinthe and laudanum and that, my friends, is a par-tay...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsticks
    Lmao, damn I'm feelin' the love...great to be back ya prawnticklers...seriously though, who expects a 28 year old woman to smell like Elizabeth Taylor?
    Consider yourself lucky. My grandma always smelled like moth balls and tomatoes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    Consider yourself lucky. My grandma always smelled like moth balls and tomatoes.
    Mine always had garlic around her neck to keep away colds. When she saw us, she'd always grab us by the back of the head and shove our faces into her wrinkled, smelly cleavage.

    (and you wonder why I'm so screwed up?)
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    whattup Fallgirl

    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    Consider yourself lucky. My grandma always smelled like moth balls and tomatoes.

    ...might've been a draw. Seriously, this was pretty bad...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsticks
    ...might've been a draw. Seriously, this was pretty bad...
    Question is; Did you finish the deed?
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