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  1. 12-07-2005, 09:07 AM #1
    Bernd
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    Hi,

    Saw a cigarette lighter that said" Extinguish flame before putting in pocket."
    That brings me to smoking. Don't you think it's strange that people smoke when they know that it will do them harm. Now that's proof.

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  2. 12-07-2005, 09:13 AM #2
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    Yeah, I've seen that on Bic lighters back when I still smoked.
    Maybe the warning label on cigarettes should be changed to, "warning: we have determined that you are too stupid to live. So light up, we're eliminating you slowly."
    WARNING! - The Surgeon General has determined that, time spent listening to music is not deducted from one's lifespan.
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  3. 12-07-2005, 09:19 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    Yeah, I've seen that on Bic lighters back when I still smoked.
    Maybe the warning label on cigarettes should be changed to, "warning: we have determined that you are too stupid to live. So light up, we're eliminating you slowly."
    STOP IT NOW! I have tears in my eyes. You can just picture it an IQ ID card to allow you to smoke.

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  4. 12-07-2005, 09:36 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bernd
    STOP IT NOW! I have tears in my eyes. You can just picture it an IQ ID card to allow you to smoke.

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    Security: Excuse me sir, do you have ID to smoke that?
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  5. 12-07-2005, 10:15 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    Security: Excuse me sir, do you have ID to smoke that?
    Fool: Herrrrrrre's my sign!
    You got it.

    Here Sir, please slip on this comfortable jacket and take a seat in the newly padded Smoking Room.

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  6. 12-07-2005, 10:27 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bernd
    You got it.

    Here Sir, please slip on this comfortable jacket and take a seat in the newly padded Smoking Room.

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    Hey, it's nice in here. Who's the old guy slumped over in the corner?
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  7. 12-07-2005, 10:53 AM #7
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    Yes the world is dumbing down. Each warning on a package is the result of a frivolous law suit. Who would have thought that you should not put hot coffee between your thighs when driving. Also that you need to warn people that a dry cleaner plastic bag is not a toy. I would also hate to tell you how many men lose their wives vibrator in their rectum because they get curious about how it would feel and don't know not to push it in too far. This happened too many times in my 15 years in healthcare. I thought GMichael could write a warning to appear on the side of the vibrator.
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  8. 12-07-2005, 11:00 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    Hey, it's nice in here. Who's the old guy slumped over in the corner?
    Where? Can't see him with all that smoke in here.Is there a fire? Who else is in here?

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