Help me remember an old fart.

This was a while back, but one day I was driving around and I let a suhweeeet one rip- a slider-type that just stunk to high heaven. Lasted for several minutes, too, the stench did. A true classic, one that will go down in the fp anals (ha!), hence, the post.

While I am endlessly intruigued by the movement of your bowels, I think this one might be better served in OT Finchdoggy.

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Originally Posted by poppachubby

While I am endlessly intruigued by the movement of your bowels, I think this one might be better served in OT Finchdoggy.

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Unless, of course, the stench reminded ol' Elf Pee of some of his past comps. Then it would make total sense that he would want to post about it in Rave Wrecks.

Here's the only thing I learned in High School. The oldest fart I know of.

The Miller's Tale
by Geoffrey Chaucer (circa 1390)

...
Nicholas had gotten up to piss
And thought he would surpass the joke;
Absolon would kiss his arse before he left.
He opened the window quickly,
And put out his arse secretly
Over the buttock to the thigh bone;
Then said the clerk Absolon,
"Speak, sweet bird, I know not where you are."

Nicholas then let fly a fart
As great as if it had been a thunder clap,
That with the stroke Absolon was almost blinded;
But he was ready with his hot iron
And hit Nicholas right on the arse.
Off went about a hand's breadth of skin,
The hot coulter so burned his butt,
And he thought he would die of the pain.
...

Repeat 3 times aloud and as fast as you can:

I'm a smart fellow fellow smart

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Originally Posted by rakeford

Here's the only thing I learned in High School. The oldest fart I know of.

The Miller's Tale
by Geoffrey Chaucer (circa 1390)

...
Nicholas had gotten up to piss
And thought he would surpass the joke;
Absolon would kiss his arse before he left.
He opened the window quickly,
And put out his arse secretly
Over the buttock to the thigh bone;
Then said the clerk Absolon,
"Speak, sweet bird, I know not where you are."

Nicholas then let fly a fart
As great as if it had been a thunder clap,
That with the stroke Absolon was almost blinded;
But he was ready with his hot iron
And hit Nicholas right on the arse.
Off went about a hand's breadth of skin,
The hot coulter so burned his butt,
And he thought he would die of the pain.
...

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Who knew AR members could read???!!!!!

Not exactly the Old English spoken on my side of town but I'll bite!!!!

Worf

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Originally Posted by Worf101

but I'll bite!!!!

Worf

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Are you sure you want to say that in a thread about farts? :eek:

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Originally Posted by Worf101

Who knew AR members could read???!!!!!

Not exactly the Old English spoken on my side of town but I'll bite!!!!

Worf

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Actually, I can't read. I just google it! :shocked:

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Originally Posted by rakeford

Here's the only thing I learned in High School. The oldest fart I know of.

The Miller's Tale
by Geoffrey Chaucer (circa 1390)

...
Nicholas had gotten up to piss
And thought he would surpass the joke;
Absolon would kiss his arse before he left.
He opened the window quickly,
And put out his arse secretly
Over the buttock to the thigh bone;
Then said the clerk Absolon,
"Speak, sweet bird, I know not where you are."

Nicholas then let fly a fart
As great as if it had been a thunder clap,
That with the stroke Absolon was almost blinded;
But he was ready with his hot iron
And hit Nicholas right on the arse.
Off went about a hand's breadth of skin,
The hot coulter so burned his butt,
And he thought he would die of the pain.
...

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Sic transit gloria mundi, as it were...

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Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn

Unless, of course, the stench reminded ol' Elf Pee of some of his past comps. Then it would make total sense that he would want to post about it in Rave Wrecks.

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Rave Wrecks? How clever mademoiselle, though not entirely fair. I still listen on a daily basis to that comp that Finchy made of Captain Beefheart, Conway Twitty, Dee Snider's sister, and Strom Thurmond beating on jellyfish with a spoon. Good stuff!!

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Originally Posted by bobsticks

Rave Wrecks? How clever mademoiselle,

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Perhaps. But I can't take the credit for it.

I can take the credit for Elf Pee though. :devil:

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Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn

Perhaps. But I can't take the credit for it.

I can take the credit for Elf Pee though. :devil:

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You're an Elf?!:confused5: :yikes: