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    Happy Birthday Horse Face!!!

    Sarah Jessica Parker turns 45 today. Sorry I know I'm gonna get brick bats from some quarters but I have found this woman to be neither talented nor beautiful. Every time I see her noggin or hear her chalk like whine I want to ... commit foul deeds of mordor...

    Sorry just the way I feel.

    Worf
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    I do not understand anyones attraction to her. I am sorry I even have to share a birthday with her.
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    Lmao!!

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    Wha wha what???

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnMichael
    I do not understand anyones attraction to her. I am sorry I even have to share a birthday with her.
    Happy Birfesday JM you ole scallywag!!!!! Party time!!!!!1

    Woot woot!!!

    Woot Woot!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worf101
    Sarah Jessica Parker turns 45 today. Sorry I know I'm gonna get brick bats from some quarters but I have found this woman to be neither talented nor beautiful. Every time I see her noggin or hear her chalk like whine I want to ... commit foul deeds of mordor...

    Sorry just the way I feel.

    Worf
    Yeah, what a mug, eh?

    I've never seen a single episode of Sex and the City, nor will I. I'd rather watch paint dry than this kind of show.

    I realize that I recently saw her a TV ad for shampoo or something; at the time I thought to myself, 'What is so ugly a woman doing in an ad for a major product?'. So it seems she's a celebrity: who da thunk it?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Worf101
    Sarah Jessica Parker turns 45 today. Sorry I know I'm gonna get brick bats from some quarters but I have found this woman to be neither talented nor beautiful. Every time I see her noggin or hear her chalk like whine I want to ... commit foul deeds of mordor...

    Sorry just the way I feel.

    Worf
    I never got it either. I once saw a movie she was in where she took her shirt off. A friend of mine went Gaga over her. When asked why he thought she was hot, he told me that he had a crush on her while growing up. I guess he used to watch that kids show she was on years ago. I guess I could understand. I sure had a crush on Valerie Bertinelli back in the day. But at least Val was hot.
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    I think the girls we see grow up with on relatively wholesome TV shows have a special place in many men's hearts. Some are beautiful and some aren't. Sarah didn't choose that face...it's just part of her. I can't see any reason to criticize it. I'm not going to win any beauty contests, either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Feanor

    looooooool

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    JM, Happy birthday you young whippersnapper!!!.

    Okay now down to business. Alright you haters, that face is the face of my town, and this terrific woman is our spokesperson. Hands off!!!

    I like her because she is the quintessential New Yorker. She lives in New York, she breathes it, she loves and adores the city, and everything about her is New York City. Being a former clothes model at a very young age, I appreciate her love of fashion, and let's face it, motha may I can dress herself. She is by no means the most attractive woman, but there is so much about her I "get" that it doesn't even matter. I consider her and her husband quintessential New Yorkers, and that is why I appreciate them both.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible
    JM, Happy birthday you young whippersnapper!!!.

    Okay now down to business. Alright you haters, that face is the face of my town, and this terrific woman is our spokesperson. Hands off!!!

    I like her because she is the quintessential New Yorker. She lives in New York, she breathes it, she loves and adores the city, and everything about her is New York City. Being a former clothes model at a very young age, I appreciate her love of fashion, and let's face it, motha may I can dress herself. She is by no means the most attractive woman, but there is so much about her I "get" that it doesn't even matter. I consider her and her husband quintessential New Yorkers, and that is why I appreciate them both.
    (snicker snicker)

    Dude, your town so needs a facelift.

    (Snicker snicker... Buwahahahahahahaha.......)
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    (snicker snicker)

    Dude, your town so needs a facelift.

    (Snicker snicker... Buwahahahahahahaha.......)
    Dude, the upper east side does not need any more face lifts, I assure you of that! LOLOL We have the most pulled east of the Mississippi. Come to think of it, neither does the west side or soho for that matter.
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    She was on South Park last night. Spot on!

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    I hear ya BUT!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by 02audionoob
    I think the girls we see grow up with on relatively wholesome TV shows have a special place in many men's hearts. Some are beautiful and some aren't. Sarah didn't choose that face...it's just part of her. I can't see any reason to criticize it. I'm not going to win any beauty contests, either.
    Neither am I body beautiful but I'm NOT pushing myself into anyones T.V. Set or commanding vast sums of money to do so either. Nor am I holding myself up as some sort of role model for women or gay men to live vicariously through either! I know I shouldn't call her "horse face" that's wrong BUT!!!! I dood it!!!

    Worf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worf101
    Neither am I body beautiful but I'm NOT pushing myself into anyones T.V. Set or commanding vast sums of money to do so either. Nor am I holding myself up as some sort of role model for women or gay men to live vicariously through either! I know I shouldn't call her "horse face" that's wrong BUT!!!! I dood it!!!

    Worf
    Maybe you could offer her a cube of sugar to make up for it.
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    Ha ha just saw this thread lol! I agree completely with Worf. She made me sick to look at in Square Pegs and she is just as revolting now. I was forced to see her a few months ago in "Did you hear about the Morgans" and her acting was atrocious. I seriously cannot find one redeeming quality about her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worf101
    Sarah Jessica Parker turns 45 today. Sorry I know I'm gonna get brick bats from some quarters but I have found this woman to be neither talented nor beautiful. Every time I see her noggin or hear her chalk like whine I want to ... commit foul deeds of mordor...

    Sorry just the way I feel.

    Worf
    LMAO!!...preach on Reverend Worf!
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    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"

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    Hey Stickyboy. Where you been hangin'? How you feeling? Are you back in fine health?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsticks
    LMAO!!...preach on Reverend Worf!
    Stop co-signing the hate bruh!!! Howya doing mang, you are really missed around here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Worf101
    Neither am I body beautiful but I'm NOT pushing myself into anyones T.V. Set or commanding vast sums of money to do so either. Nor am I holding myself up as some sort of role model for women or gay men to live vicariously through either! I know I shouldn't call her "horse face" that's wrong BUT!!!! I dood it!!!

    Worf
    The fashion industry is officially hatin you for your negative depiction of the New York fashion industry's biggest supporter. I am told they want to push you off a plank designed by Dolce and Gibanna.
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    Hey!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible
    The fashion industry is officially hatin you for your negative depiction of the New York fashion industry's biggest supporter. I am told they want to push you off a plank designed by Dolce and Gibanna.
    You tell Douche and Pihranna that they can find me near the basketball courts at P.S. 40 anytime they gets ready!!!! LOL, ain't no shame in my game. How they can countenace 200 dollar tee shirts and $4,000 dollar spaghetti strap dresses and call me criminal for yellin' "bulls**t" is beyond me. But hey, you can take the kid out the projects but... the rest you know...

    LOL, much love man...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worf101
    You tell Douche and Pihranna that they can find me near the basketball courts near P.S. 40 anytime they gets ready!!!! LOL, ain't no shame in my game. How they can countenace 200 dollar tee shirts and $4,000 dollar spaghetti strap dresses and call me criminal for yellin' "bulls**t" is beyond me.
    BRAVO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    Hey Stickyboy. Where you been hangin'? How you feeling? Are you back in fine health?
    I'm good babycakes...and I'll try and be around more...
    So, I broke into the palace
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    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible
    Stop co-signing the hate bruh!!! Howya doing mang, you are really missed around here.
    Whattup breh. It's all good. Frankly, I haven't bought much gear or even new music upon which to be conversant....but I'll try and change that.
    So, I broke into the palace
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    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"

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