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  1. 01-08-2009, 02:53 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnMichael
    GMichael congratulations and I am sorry I am late to the party. As I have said at many milestones I have enjoyed your humor. After 1/19 I will be spending more time on AR. A young friend I have been spending time with is relocating. I will need your humor.
    Sorry to read about the future loss. Hope another comes along soon. In the mean time, I'll do my best to lighten the load.
    Thanks for all the great comments, now and over the years. I'll see if I can find a bartender for ya.
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  2. 01-08-2009, 03:31 PM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auricauricle
    What a self-choking masturbator is?

    A dog (a man's best friend).
    Only psycho nurse would be able to come up with the right answer.
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  3. 01-09-2009, 05:58 AM #53
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    It's time for this party to have some beer.
    http://www.flixxy.com/tipping-point.htm
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  4. 01-09-2009, 07:33 AM #54
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    Cool entertainment for the party GM.

    (I hate Guinness, BLAH!)
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  5. 01-12-2009, 06:09 AM #55
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    This is the room I found Rich in the morning after the party.

    (Sorry FA. Don't look)
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  6. 01-12-2009, 06:46 AM #56
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    It was a heavenly night, but man am I hurtin' today.
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  7. 01-12-2009, 06:47 AM #57
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    The 5 of those girls put together don't add up to your age.
    Perv!
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  8. 01-12-2009, 06:53 AM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    This is the room I found Rich in the morning after the party.

    He was serving morning coffee?
    So, I broke into the palace
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"
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  9. 01-12-2009, 06:58 AM #59
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    "All models presented are 18 years of age or older."

    Wait, that still doesn't add up does it?
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  10. 01-12-2009, 07:27 AM #60
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    You'll just have to double up.
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  11. 01-12-2009, 07:55 AM #61
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    I'll have to do something to improve my stamina first.
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  12. 01-12-2009, 08:04 AM #62
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    First? Dude, this IS how you improve your stamina.
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  13. 01-12-2009, 08:07 AM #63
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    10 minutes of aerobics and 5 hours of sleep. How do ya figure?
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  14. 01-12-2009, 08:18 AM #64
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    This time, sure. But next time you'll be making it to 15 minutes. Do this 4 nights a week and by spring you'll be lasting till dawn. Trust me, you'll be much healthier. (if it doesn't kill you first)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
    10 minutes of aerobics and 5 hours of sleep. How do ya figure?
    You need to up ya game, playah...


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    So, I broke into the palace
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"
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  16. 01-12-2009, 08:27 AM #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsticks
    You need to up ya game, playah...


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    He'd finish before the dance began.
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  17. 01-12-2009, 08:34 AM #67
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    Is that you sticks? You da MAN!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    This time, sure. But next time you'll be making it to 15 minutes. Do this 4 nights a week and by spring you'll be lasting till dawn. Trust me, you'll be much healthier. (if it doesn't kill you first)
    I'm leaning towards the later rather than the former, but I'll do the best I can. That's all they can ask for right?
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  19. 01-12-2009, 08:48 AM #69
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    They can ask for more, but that doesn't mean that you have to give it to them. There are alternatives. Either way, it could make you do a whole lot of smiling. You could end up as the poster guy for LG.
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  20. 01-12-2009, 10:31 AM #70
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    Please don't tell me LG also makes sex toys. That's just wrong!!! :thumbsdown:
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  21. 01-12-2009, 10:48 AM #71
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    Life's Good!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
    Only psycho nurse would be able to come up with the right answer.
    C'mere....
    "The great tragedy of science--the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact."--T. Huxley
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