Goin on my first real vacation, out of the continent that is, in 12 years. Headed to Amsterdam, night spot of da European North. I know, I know, Vegas with more class and better drugs. But besides the canals, and the Anne Frank house and porn museum, what else should a fella do? If I could bring back bricks for friends and family, believe me I would but since I prefer work and freedom to incarceration and jail, I won't be a doin that. Thanks in advance.

Da Worfster

PS, yes we're flying right smack dab into the middle of "Gay Pride Week" in Amsterdam. If I'm not back in a month, send in the Marines!!!