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    Windsor Ont. Canada

    Friday Joke Time

    A drunk bangs on a door, the guy gets out of bed and answers the door. The drunk says could you give me a push and the guy says no way it's 3 o'clock in the morning and its's raining and shuts the door. He goes back to bed and his wife ask what did he want and he says the guy wanted a push and she says what did you tell him, I told him no. She ask's do you remember when we were stranded and that young couple helped us, he says yeah, don't you think you should return the favour, I guess he replies and gets dressed and goes outside.

    He yell's are you still out there and the drunk says yes, he ask do you still need a push the drunk says yes, the guy says where are you and the drunk says i'm over here on the swing.Hope everybody had a great Thanksgiving.


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