I posted this hypothesis on one of SVI's previous threads: by posting here, Spanky has dozens of men abusing him on a regular basis. He is in gay-boy heaven. As long as we continue to "spank" him, he will continue to post. Should we stop responding, he will take his wonderful Sony/JBL speakers and pursue his sexual fantasies elsewhere.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I feel so...cheap...so...used. But since I've been married for 28 years, I guess I should be used to it.