Christmas time in AR Review land

[bobsticks]

Why? Pregnant chicks are kinda hot. Bigger boobs, don't have to worry about the pregnancy thing, and in general if they aren't hungry, they are ready to do the deed.

Must be a hormone thing. You really need to expand your horizons.

Naw, it's not the woman's condition--it's the associated baggage. It's a rule of mine and I'm like Jason Statham in The Transporter, I don't break the rules.

Let me tell ya a little story 'out a man named Sticks, a poor mountaineer who barely kept his package intact. A couple few years ago, during my misspent youth, I met this young lady at a local drinking establishment and after some libation and conversation it was decided that we would adjourn the festivities to her place. Not being one to drink and drive I stupidly allowed her to, a decision I would come to regret as you'll see.

Upon reaching her apartment I was introduced, to my surprise, to her son. No big deal as he was a cute kid and kinda cool as well. Relief from the awkwardness of the situation came in the form of bedtime for one and all. Cut the scene a few hours later at about 5:30 in the morning and I wake up to being kicked in the head by some drunken redneck screamin at the top of his lungs.Needless to say, I commence to doing what I do but I can tell you there is no more vulnerable feeling than fighting a stranger while naked.

After this messy "negotiation" which resulted in a broken TV and endtable I found myself limping north on Martin Luther King Boulevard, shoeless, with glass in my feet and a cut lip, waiting for the 5-0 to pick me up for A&B. So thank you, no, I'll skip the baby-daddy drama...

I don't break the rules.