Christmas time in AR Review land

[Rich-n-Texas]

"Lost"

No, YOU let her sleep!

[Groundbeef]

What show were you pushing to be over?
She was very tired when she got here. Let her sleep for now. She'll have more energy later.

I'll say she's tired. Looks darn near dead. I hope you weren't too rough on the old gal.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Better give her a nudge GM.

NASTY!

[GMichael]

Don't knock it till you tried it. Nothing like a woman with decades of experience and no teeth to get in the way.

[GMichael]

Eva is up, and looking better than ever. I think she's ready to get this party started.

[Groundbeef]

Don't knock it till you tried it. Nothing like a woman with decades of experience and no teeth to get in the way.

The problem is that at her advanced age, memory loss most certainly a concern. Therefore "decades" of experience gets thrown out the window.

Now every time is like the "first time".

[audio amateur]

Don't knock it till you tried it. Nothing like a woman with decades of experience and no teeth to get in the way.

hahah siiiiick!

[basite]

err...

I'd rather have Eva though...

[GMichael]

Well, it looks like Jes will not be doing any drinking at our party this year.

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article...88162&GT1=7701

Go ahead Tex. Let it out. No one will call you a pansy for crying right now.

Nope, not pansy, or whimp, or crybaby or anything like that. So go ahead. We'll be nice. I promise.

[JohnMichael]

Well, it looks like Jes will not be doing any drinking at our party this year.

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article...88162&GT1=7701

Go ahead Tex. Let it out. No one will call you a pansy for crying right now.

Nope, not pansy, or whimp, or crybaby or anything like that. So go ahead. We'll be nice. I promise.

I would like to have a little Cash in my pocket. Good choice Jes.

[GMichael]

I would like to have a little Cash in my pocket. Good choice Jes.

BUWAHAHAHAHAHA ARG... GAWK...
cough cough

That wasn't funny.

OK, it was a little funny.

[bobsticks]

Well, it looks like Jes will not be doing any drinking at our party this year.

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article...88162&GT1=7701

Ssshh. Can you hear the sound of my dreams shattering?

[Groundbeef]

Ssshh. Can you hear the sound of my dreams shattering?

Why? Pregnant chicks are kinda hot. Bigger boobs, don't have to worry about the pregnancy thing, and in general if they aren't hungry, they are ready to do the deed.

Must be a hormone thing. You really need to expand your horizons.

[bobsticks]

Why? Pregnant chicks are kinda hot. Bigger boobs, don't have to worry about the pregnancy thing, and in general if they aren't hungry, they are ready to do the deed.

Must be a hormone thing. You really need to expand your horizons.

Naw, it's not the woman's condition--it's the associated baggage. It's a rule of mine and I'm like Jason Statham in The Transporter, I don't break the rules.

Let me tell ya a little story 'out a man named Sticks, a poor mountaineer who barely kept his package intact. A couple few years ago, during my misspent youth, I met this young lady at a local drinking establishment and after some libation and conversation it was decided that we would adjourn the festivities to her place. Not being one to drink and drive I stupidly allowed her to, a decision I would come to regret as you'll see.

Upon reaching her apartment I was introduced, to my surprise, to her son. No big deal as he was a cute kid and kinda cool as well. Relief from the awkwardness of the situation came in the form of bedtime for one and all. Cut the scene a few hours later at about 5:30 in the morning and I wake up to being kicked in the head by some drunken redneck screamin at the top of his lungs.Needless to say, I commence to doing what I do but I can tell you there is no more vulnerable feeling than fighting a stranger while naked.

After this messy "negotiation" which resulted in a broken TV and endtable I found myself limping north on Martin Luther King Boulevard, shoeless, with glass in my feet and a cut lip, waiting for the 5-0 to pick me up for A&B. So thank you, no, I'll skip the baby-daddy drama...

I don't break the rules.

[Rich-n-Texas]

So you really were Sticky Bobby that night huh?

[bobsticks]

So you really were Sticky Bobby that night huh?

Everyone's a jokester


NP:

[audio amateur]

I love the avatar pic Sticks, and that's a pretty crazy story right there.

[Groundbeef]

Naw, it's not the woman's condition--it's the associated baggage. It's a rule of mine and I'm like Jason Statham in The Transporter, I don't break the rules.

I don't break the rules.

Well, your "horizon" is apparently a bit bigger than I was thinking.

I'll tell you a story. I have 3 kids. I also don't "step out". So you do the math.

3 x 9mos. Thats 27 months of no action if I follow the Bobsticks plan. No thank you.

It all depends upon the situation!

[Luvin Da Blues]

Why? Pregnant chicks are kinda hot. Bigger boobs,.....

For me it's not the size but the shape.

[ForeverAutumn]

I would like to have a little Cash in my pocket. Good choice Jes.

I hear ya brother. Mmm mmm good.

That's gonna be one good looking little kid.

[bobsticks]

Well, your "horizon" is apparently a bit bigger than I was thinking.

I'll tell you a story. I have 3 kids. I also don't "step out". So you do the math.

3 x 9mos. Thats 27 months of no action if I follow the Bobsticks plan. No thank you.

It all depends upon the situation!

LOL, of course it depends on the situation. If I was in your position I would do the same thing. If it was my wife with my child then sure...I think you misconstrued the "Bobsticks Plan" and I say this cuz ya highlighted the wrong part of the quote. The operative phrase is "...I'll skip the baby-daddy drama...". I don't need the hassle and I certainly don't need to play third wheel to anyone...

C'mon Beefy, we're losing track of the important stuff here, like where's the single girls, and who's bringing the tunes, and for dog's sake where is that bartender???

[basite]

and for dog's sake where is that bartender???

If I'm not mistaken, I think JM kept him in his closet...

[Rich-n-Texas]

I don't think JM has a closet anymore does he?

[GMichael]

I don't think JM has a closet anymore does he?

I think he came out of there when he was 5. But here are the first few bartenders for the party. Still looking for that guy who helped out for FA's party. May have to call the agency again.

[GMichael]

OK, these two ladies have promised to find our long lost male bartender.