I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!

If I f*****g hear that "Flat f*****g Buns" song one more f******g time, I will commit hari kari!

If I could have one wish, I would take EVERY SINGLE PERSON responsible for creating this gawdawful campaign, permanently attach White Van speakers to either side of their melon, and blast John Tesh into their vacuous skulls until gelatinous goo seeped from every orifice of their body.

AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!
















Thank you.

That is all.