I've Got A Hero Complex

I've been playing videogames

Ever since I was a kid

Rescue the damsel in distress

From some sticky mess

If I was Superman

I'd just want to be Clark Kent


Playing Dungeons and Dragons

And other videogames

I did it all to get the girl

A hopeless romantic looking for

Much more than a peck on the cheek


These electric lies play tricks on my eyes

Making me believe

That I have to slay a dragon

Just to be your man


Don't mind me

I've just got a Hero Complex

And if you would try and rescue me

The only thing more frightening

Than making love to you

Would be a Lesbian Vampire scene

Getting down to business hot and heavy

She starts to suck..... your blood


Rescue me

Rescue Me

This reborn computer geek

2nd Time

I've been playing videogames

Ever since I was a kid

Rescue the damsel in distress

From some sticky mess

If I was Superman

I'd just want to be Clark Kent

2nd Time

Rescue me

Rescue Me

This reborn computer geek

2nd Time

Playing Dungeons and Dragons

And other videogames

I did it all to get the girl

A hopeless romantic looking for

Much more than a peck on the cheek

3rd Time

Rescue me

Rescue Me

This reborn computer geek

2nd Time

These electric lies play tricks on my eyes

Making me believe

That I have to slay a dragon

Just to be your man

4th Time

Rescue me

Rescue Me

This reborn computer geek

2nd Time

Don't mind me

I've just got a Hero Complex

And if you would try and rescue me

The only thing more frightening

Than making love to you

Would be a Lesbian Vampire scene

Getting down to business hot and heavy

She starts to suck..... your blood

Conclusion

Rescue me

Rescue Me

This reborn computer geek

Cause playing with you

Is better than me playing with me