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  1. 10-10-2008, 09:51 AM #26
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    It'll never see the light of day.

    OTOH

    Maybe I can find a picture of her kissing another girl.
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  2. 10-10-2008, 10:08 AM #27
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    Oh, ferchrissakes, Rich!!








    (And take your tongue outta that disc drive...God, where's your pride, man!)
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  3. 10-10-2008, 10:20 AM #28
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    Sigh...

    F.A. HOW in heaven's name do you put up with these cretins. Less than a full page to pull my rant right into the "softcore" gutter.

    Still I gotta admire a group of miscreants that can veer from references to the martial code of ancient Japan to the Three Stooges on in one thread.

    I was going to eviscerate their livers but they're so darn..... "entertaining" I guess I'll petition Chancellor Martok to spare their livers..... for now.... mebbe...

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  4. 10-10-2008, 10:25 AM #29
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    Don't go all "understanding" on us Klingon. Step up and kick some Earthling butt! At least tell Rich that his ancestor's had smooth foreheads.

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  5. 10-10-2008, 10:34 AM #30
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    Oooh, that's a good one, GM! You oughtta have somebody check out your thyroid: those eye-balls look like they're bulging a bit! And quit grittin' yer teeth, man; this ain't Halloween, y'know!
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  6. 10-10-2008, 10:36 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auricauricle
    Oooh, that's a good one, GM! You oughtta have somebody check out your thyroid: those eye-balls look like they're bulging a bit! And quit grittin' yer teeth, man; this ain't Halloween, y'know!
    Hey! I like my eyes. They're very firm.
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  7. 10-10-2008, 10:50 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    Don't go all "understanding" on us Klingon. Step up and kick some Earthling butt! At least tell Rich that his ancestor's had smooth foreheads.

    I don't get it.
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  8. 10-10-2008, 10:55 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Worf101
    F.A. HOW in heaven's name do you put up with these cretins. Less than a full page to pull my rant right into the "softcore" gutter.

    Still I gotta admire a group of miscreants that can veer from references to the martial code of ancient Japan to the Three Stooges on in one thread.

    I was going to eviscerate their livers but they're so darn..... "entertaining" I guess I'll petition Chancellor Martok to spare their livers..... for now.... mebbe...

    Da Worfster
    You might want to drain the tequila out of my liver before you eviscerate it. (Whatever the heck that is)
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  9. 10-10-2008, 10:58 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    Hey! I like my eyes. They're very firm.
    If you get in trouble for that GM, don't blame me! I kept that secret to myself (for the sake of my own personal enjoyment).
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  10. 10-10-2008, 11:02 AM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
    I don't get it.
    It's a Klingon insult. tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'e'
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  11. 10-10-2008, 11:07 AM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
    You might want to drain the tequila out of my liver before you eviscerate it. (Whatever the heck that is)
    Hiq DasammeH tach yI'el
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  12. 10-10-2008, 11:13 AM #37
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    Great. Now I gotta watch the stinkin' movies to find out what the heck all y'all are talkin' about.

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  13. 10-10-2008, 11:22 AM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
    Great. Now I gotta watch the stinkin' movies to find out what the heck all y'all are talkin' about.

    Or you could try something really hard, like, I don't know. Maybe GOOGLE IT!
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  14. 10-10-2008, 11:25 AM #39
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    Uhhh, this is R-n-T you're talking to, remember?
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  15. 10-10-2008, 11:34 AM #40
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    I don't know who she is but I sure like the left and right mains on that Kim!

    (Oh yeah, now I remember. She's the one that Bruce Jenner has been lusting over. That's why the skin on his face is streched tighter than the skin on a bongo drum)
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    Yeah, nice and firm eyeballs....Just like I like 'em. Implants or real?
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    Real of course. Want to check for yourself?
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    Um...no...those pupils look like its cold, tho'...
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    Keep your hands off my eyeballs !
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  20. 10-11-2008, 01:32 PM #45
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    Don't even go there, varmit!
    "The great tragedy of science--the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact."--T. Huxley
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  21. 10-14-2008, 05:03 AM #46
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    Owwww

    Humans make my head hurt!!!! Will you parsonimonous sons of a Patok please shut up!!! Smooth foreheads, green skin and bulging eyeballs... God my noggin'. Based upon transcripts of this thread the Chancellor has decided "enough is enough" all your liver's are now forfeit, (burbon, vodka and all). Line up for evisceration!!!

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  22. 10-14-2008, 05:23 AM #47
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    Oh SH!!!!!!!!!!!!!T! Head for the hills!
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    Should I bring onions to go with mine?
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  24. 10-14-2008, 06:32 AM #49
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    Yer scurvy, flea bitten, wrinkle-headed reptile!!! Think you could eviscerate this hide?! Make your scabbard quick, you fiendish...um...fiend!


    (Gawd, now y'all've done it!)
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  25. 10-14-2008, 06:55 AM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    Should I bring onions to go with mine?
    So when your liver is "eviscerated" does that mean it gets cooked?

    Ya know? I've never had liver and onions. Apparently my parents never liked it. Is liver expensive?
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