My turn... NEW TOY!

[GMichael]

Oh ok, I get it. So because two speakers look identical on the outside than they MUST sound the same. That's about the most amateurish assumption to ever make in the world of audio. Thousands of speakers look alike, the designs are not that radically different, but the technology below them is what makes them different.

What if they weight the same, or have the same color wood?

[PeruvianSkies]

What if they weight the same, or have the same color wood?

Yeah, that's it! Darker colored speakers sound darker and lighter ones sound lighter. I medium finish sounds more neutral of course. The bigger ones sound bigger and the smaller ones sound smaller. Also, if they are made in Canada they all comes from the same Gov't run factory, which screws them together in order to match the timber in the voices of all true Canadians, like Randy Travis, the National Canadian Factory Workers Spokesman.

[GMichael]

Yeah, that's it! Darker colored speakers sound darker and lighter ones sound lighter. I medium finish sounds more neutral of course. The bigger ones sound bigger and the smaller ones sound smaller. Also, if they are made in Canada they all comes from the same Gov't run factory, which screws them together in order to match the timber in the voices of all true Canadians, like Randy Travis, the National Canadian Factory Workers Spokesman.

That's it! Now I know why Geddy's voice sounds so high on all of my Rush CD's They must have twisted the screws in too tight.

[PeruvianSkies]

That's it! Now I know why Geddy's voice sounds so high on all of my Rush CD's They must have twisted the screws in too tight.

Dude, how could you be so silly. Didn't anyone tell you, every click to the right on the screws will take the vocals up an octave and same is true to the left, down an octave. You may have to go back and loosen those screws a bit, now the screws towards the top activate the high frequencies and so forth to the bottom speakers, so make sure that you are loosening them equally with one another.

[bobsticks]

What if they weight the same, or have the same color wood?

That's why you put each on a scale counterweighted by a duck. If they weigh the same they must be a witch and therefore burned...

[GMichael]

That's why you put each on a scale counterweighted by a duck. If they weigh the same they must be a witch and therefore burned...

Burned?
BURNED?!

That's blasphemy man!

[bobsticks]

Burned?
BURNED?!

That's blasphemy man!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g