Help with my neighbors?

[GMichael]

Follow these quick and easy steps to everlasting serenity:

Purchase:
1) 1 (one) slingshot
2) 1 (one) gallon of the most gawdawful colored paint you can find. Lead based.
3) 1 (one) large ball bearing

Steps:
1) Put a pachinko ball (or like-sized ball bearing) into slingshot
2) Find car that d!ckhead neighbor drives.
3) Aim slingshot at driver's side window. Release. (Note: The safety glass will shatter and cascade down with nary a whisper)
4) Take can of paint and pour gratuitously into d!ckhead's vehicle
5) Pop open a cold one and enjoy.

Will this stop their bumping and thumping? Of course not. But neither will anything else you do

However, you will sleep better at night .

Do it right, and it can look like this:
*Note how they took the time to pour it into the center vents. Nice touch.

Oh sure. Now you post pics?

Geez