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  1. 03-13-2006, 12:16 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by topspeed

    Finally, how 'bout recommending a new wife? I don't care if she's a blonde, redhead, or brunette. She can be tall, short, athletic, portly, whatever. Just as long as she's the best!
    i'd reccomend a Jessica Alba or a Morena Bacarin, both have exceptional performance stats, although, i'll have to get back to you as i havent had a chance to test either out yet.
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  2. 03-13-2006, 12:21 PM #2
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    can i order one morena?


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  3. 03-13-2006, 12:25 PM #3
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    Do they come with a return policy? I'd like to get one of each and return the one I don't like. I'f I like both, I'll keep one in the playroom and one in the bedroom.
    While you're at it, throw in Summer Glau.
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  4. 03-14-2006, 04:36 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    Do they come with a return policy? I'd like to get one of each and return the one I don't like. I'f I like both, I'll keep one in the playroom and one in the bedroom.
    While you're at it, throw in Summer Glau.
    And where would be wife #1?Did'nt she tell you another woman would be hamburger meat
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  5. 03-14-2006, 06:02 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAT.P
    And where would be wife #1?Did'nt she tell you another woman would be hamburger meat
    She's OK with fantasies.
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  6. 03-14-2006, 06:31 AM #6
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    Wow! What the heck happened here?

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  7. 03-14-2006, 10:14 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    She's OK with fantasies.
    Cool ,here one you could dream about
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  8. 03-14-2006, 11:36 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAT.P
    Cool ,here one you could dream about
    My wife sends her thanks.
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  9. 03-13-2006, 12:40 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kam
    i'd reccomend a Jessica Alba or a Morena Bacarin, both have exceptional performance stats, although, i'll have to get back to you as i havent had a chance to test either out yet.
    Morena didn't make the short list. Not my cuppa tea.

    Jessica, otoh Does her agent allow in-home auditions? The good one's always do!

    I'll try be less nebulous than the OP by stating I prefer classic beauties such as Charlize Theron or Rosamund Pike. Adriana Lima is nice, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by topspeed
    Morena didn't make the short list. Not my cuppa tea.
    WHAO?!


    Quote Originally Posted by topspeed
    Jessica, otoh Does her agent allow in-home auditions? The good one's always do!
    Looking for a test drive?
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  11. 03-13-2006, 02:58 PM #11
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    Someone call the FAA, because this thread has been hijacked!

    What's more important in a woman: Hot or Cute?

    For those that don't know the difference: Cute = Michelle Williams, Kirsten Dunst, or my new favorite Ginnifer Goodwin (super cute in Walk the Line and HBO's new show).

    Hot = Alba and, well, you know... hot.

    I gotta vote for cute anyday. To beat a dead horse, "no matter how hot a chick is, there is always some guy tired of banging her."
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  12. 03-13-2006, 08:53 PM #12
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    I would go with the high end Orion 5.1 ht system with passive 30 watt sub. You can purchase from Wal-Mart for $49 bucks new. Probably can get the Orion 20 inch flat screen for 100 bucks on sale also if your buddy can swing it.
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  13. 03-13-2006, 11:23 PM #13
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    i love the irony... it's "orgasmdonor" that puts the thread back on track...
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