Tchaikovsy: Piano Concerto No. 1....Pure, unadulterated schmaltz!

Rachmaninov: Piano Concerto No. 3. Yes, he was very good, perhaps great, but boy this one gets so tedious.

Pachelbel: Canon and Gigue. A beautiful piece of music ruined by a billion performances. Enough!

Barber: Adagio for Strings. Soaring, awe-ful, endless....

Khatchaturian: Gayane Ballet Suite. Okay, okay, anything but the Sabre Dance! I'll talk!