I must be one of the luckiest guys on the planet.

[GMichael]

Okay. So on the first side of the coin, you were out-muscled by a woman (or to put it less sexist) your bosses wife.

She sleeps with him and does things that I have no intensions of competing with.

Then...


Brother, you were outsmarted by your wife in the same manner L.J. outsmarts his wife.

She went out and bought two lamps (that you probably can't afford because of your mortgage situation) needed a place to put them and by using your old subs, duped you into thinking she's good with having all those unconnected speakers in the room. Eventually, she'll say... I think these relatively inexpensive end tables are a better match for the lamps than the speakers are, don't you think darling?

The lamps were gifts from that same owner a few months ago. Can't beat that price.

The mailman, and... see above.

Our mailman is a mailwoman. Next time, I'm filming it.