What are some of the best lines you've heard in a review? The ones that made you laugh or forced you to audition or (perish the thought) buy a product?

I was reading a review of the Emotiva XPA-1 Monoblocks on Secrets of Hometheatre and came across this gem of a conclusion:

Quote Originally Posted by Chris Groppi
They are some of the best amplifiers I have ever heard, period, and they will have to be be pried out of my cold, dead fingers.
I wonder if he liked the amps?