Me...a dyed-in-the-wool, true blue, honest-to-goodness, no-holds-barred, all-bets-are-off, no-kidding, betcha-bottom-dollar, holier-than-thou, rockum-sockum, you-bet-your-sweet potato, corn-fed, white-bread, straight-shootin', fire-breathin', darn tootin', snake-charmin', smooth, sophisticated, suave, certainly built for business audeeophile, ever have a moment of momentary monetary madness?

MOI???