Another of my favorite hobbies is springing incredibly offensive jokes upon unsuspecting friends.

Heres one to try and get the topic back around.

A man boards a plane, and is seated next to an incredibly striking woman. Realizing that he has no chance in hell of actually snaring a catch such as her, he decides to ignore her.

However, after a time, he notices she is reading a rather 'adult' book, and works up the nerve to talk to her. He asks what she is reading, and after much hesitation she replies its a self help sex book. She then continues on to relate several poor encounters with strangers in the past, and how she has FINALLY solved her problems.

"How?" the man asks? Well, she replies in the book it suggests that she concentrate either on Indian Lovers, as they are commanding in the bed, or with Jewish Lovers, as they concentrate on pleasing their lovers. The man ponders this for a few moments, and then turns silent. After a minute he looks back, and asks her name. She replies "Jane", and then asks what his name is.

Without hesitation he replies "Tonto Berkowitz".