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    Canadian Hockey Joke!

    Since its time for the NHL playoffs and Canadians are such big hockey fans, one of my Canadian partners told me this joke.

    Why do Canadian couples like to do it doggy style?









    So they both can watch the hockey game!
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    Was that PG-13? lol

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    OIC, they both face the TV screen. If hockey were on, I'd be doin' it in the other direction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackraven
    So they both can watch the hockey game!
    That used to be true but then they started sloping the seats towards the ice surface and nobody could keep their balance.
    Back in my day, we had nine planets.

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    LOL!
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    Jokes.......

    Pres. Bush pulls up to the drive thru at a Burger King and asks for 2 Whoppers.
    Voice on the speakers says pull around to the first window.
    Bush pulls around to the window and the kid says;

    There were WMD's in Iraq
    You are the smartest president we have ever had

    There are your 2 Whoppers.
    Have a Nice Day.


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    Ok, one last joke!

    A guy goes into work and his boss tells him that he is transfering him to Flin Flon Manitoba. The guy say's "FLIN FLON MANITOBA! The only people from there are whore's and hockey players." His boss say's "Hey my wife is from Flin Flon!"
    They guy says 'Really, what hockey team does she play for?"
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    Go CAPITALs! (Maybe we will skate in May, who knows? )
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    Quote Originally Posted by hydroman
    Go CAPITALs! (Maybe we will skate in May, who knows? )
    May be too little, too late for the Crapitals. I just hope the Flyers can finish it off tomorrow.

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    Not really a joke, but more of a story. Jack Kent Cooke, the original owner of the LA Kings, thought hockey would be a great idea for Southern California because close to half a million Canadians lived there.

    In explaining why the Kings had such dismal attendance in those early years, he remarked something to the effect of "now I know why half a million Canadians moved to LA -- they all hate hockey!"
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    I actually posted this under the tweaks section with the title "Tweaks for Mercedes"

    IRISH GAS STATION


    Taking a wee break from the golf course,
    Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into
    An Irish gas station.

    An attendant greets him in typical Irish
    Manner, unaware who the golf pro is...
    "Top o' the mornin to ya".

    As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees
    Fall out of his pocket.

    "So what are those things, laddie?"
    Asks the attendant.

    They're called tees," replies Tiger.

    " And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?"
    Inquires the Irishman.

    "Well, they're for resting my balls on when
    I drive," replies Tiger.

    "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph! " exclaims
    The Irish attendant. "Those fellas at
    Mercedes think of everything."


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    Crank it up, dude! huh? hydroman's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by dax
    May be too little, too late for the Crapitals. I just hope the Flyers can finish it off tomorrow.

    Yep. Too late. 'Caps don't skate in May'. Oh well, maybe next year...
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