Quote Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible
You are going to need a audio degree in funky wukka, chukka-chukka recording arts. This is a really tough degree to get because there is a certain flava to mixing porn tracks. The moaning and groaning must not cover up the funk. The funk must be potent enough to drive the hips in a convulsive manner. This is not an easy task, and you really need talent to pull it off.
Ahem... you sound like an expert in this specialized field.