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    moving to the TV realm....

    First and foremost:
    Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler & Ross from Friends.
    Their death should be so horrid that they couldn't even live in syndication.

    Diane Chambers from Cheers - she grates on my nerves like scratching a chalkboard.

    the Dawson's Creek Kids - need you ask... Especially Dawson (Van der Beek) - would like to see Gallahger smash his huge head like a watermelon

    thinking about it - Gallahger himself

    any and everyone in those 1-800-collect/CALL-ATT commercials just for making them -
    especially CarrotTop - he should die in a prop mishap

    these are just the first few that come to mind....
    "....all my friends are junkies...are you monkey too?" -
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    oh yeah.. further tv

    anyone on a reality show.

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    Talking You see... THIS is a good response!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by dph1965
    First and foremost:
    Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler & Ross from Friends.
    Their death should be so horrid that they couldn't even live in syndication.

    Diane Chambers from Cheers - she grates on my nerves like scratching a chalkboard.

    the Dawson's Creek Kids - need you ask... Especially Dawson (Van der Beek) - would like to see Gallahger smash his huge head like a watermelon

    thinking about it - Gallahger himself

    any and everyone in those 1-800-collect/CALL-ATT commercials just for making them -
    especially CarrotTop - he should die in a prop mishap

    these are just the first few that come to mind....
    Every last one of em I want dead!!!!! You hit some home runs here. Since you opened the TV Bag you can add

    1.Kirstie Alley from Cheers!!!, sleazy money grubbin skank.

    2. Kevin Sorbo - Unh that one needs killin' quick!!!

    3. The Food Channel!!! - Where's Saddam's WMD's when we need them!!!

    4. Pokemon & Ugioh - Japanese revenge for WWII....

    5. Scooby Goddamn Friggin Doo!!!!! I wanna bang Velma but you may put the rest to death!!!

    Thanks DP... I needed that!!!!!

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    Talking I think I might let Scooby live....

    but only in his older animated version. Scrappy has got to go along with all the live action/CG
    characters in the new movies.
    I've also gotta keep the Iron Chef's alive - but kill the panel of judges - feed them bad oysters or something. Everyone else on Food Network - mad cow disease. And I'll be dam**d if Shatner didn't show up as the host/mc (whatever they called him) on the US version of Iron Chef!
    And for gawds sake - the Lifetime channel (I've been subjected to this many times coming home from work while my girlfriend is watching TV) - they must have only 3-5 actors rotating through every movie or show ever produced for this channel.
    And last (for now), but not least - Ron Poeil (?) - the RONCO magent who started the whole "info-mercial" craze - PUT HIM IN A BASS-O-MATIC and watch how that sales!! Thank you SNL!!!
    "....all my friends are junkies...are you monkey too?" -
    The Rolling Stones

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