Let's play a game. What do you think will be the final outcome for each remaining character? I'll go first...

Claire: Smokey shows his true evil by sacrificing Claire to further his goal in a way that would be akin to holding up your child to shield you from a bullet.

Kate: Ends up in a precarious situation where she must choose between Sawyer and Jack. During her moment of hesitation, a timeshift occurs where the earth opens up and swallows her whole. A quick decision would have taken her to one or the other side of where the earth opened up and saved her life.

Richard: Begs Hurley to kill him and put him out of his eternal misery. Hurley reluctantly obliges.

Hurley: As a result of offing Richard, Hurley takes his eternal place as protector of the island. But not before making contact with the people who have been sending the Dharma food and arranging for an eternal lifetime supply of Appolo bars. Eventually the guilt of killing Richard overtakes him and his emotional eating gets really out of hand. He eats enough Appolo bars to make him explode in a flurry of flying flesh that makes the destruction of the Black Rock and Four-toed Statue look like nothing more than the pop from a cherrybomb.

Jack: After realizing that he can’t fix everything and turn back the clock, Jack has a nervous breakdown. In the Sideways story he is admitted to the same psychiatric hospital as Libby where, together, they write this crazy story about a plane crashing on an Island and all this crazy shit happens that no one would ever believe. They transform the story to a screenplay and it is eventually purchased by George Lucas who turns it into a Hollywood blockbuster.

Sawyer: After losing both Juliet and Kate, Sawyer vows to never love again. But then he catches Miles washing his hair in the ocean and realizes that all along he’s just been playing for the wrong team.

Ben: After realizing that his whole life’s work has been a sham and that Smokey used him to murder both Locke and Jacob, Ben uses the Donkey Wheel to get back to the real world where he becomes a Tibetan Monk and takes a vow of silence. He lives the remainder of his troubled life in total silence. Years later he succumbs to a fatal case of laryngitis. No one attends his funeral.

Okay, your turn!