Funniest movie lines.

[Smokey]

Although the described movie scenes are funny, but the quoted lines in those scenes are even more memorable.

Here are few....

Smokey and Bandit:

While Sally Filed was changing her dress in the car with Burt Reynold driving, she asked Burt how does her leg look. Burt said:”Last time I saw legs like that, it had a tag tied to it”.

Odd Couple:

Walt Matheau wanted to invite couple of girls (sisters) over for diner. And since Jack Lemmon just got separated and had emotion ties to his wife, he said he is not ready. So Jack told Walter he will take couple of sleeping pills while his date is here. Walter said: :”why take a pill when you can take a girl”.

City Slickers:

While Billy Crystal was dragged on the ground by the cow he couldn’t rope, he kept saying :”I am on vacation!”

Jurassic Park:

Jeff Goldblum’s wisecrack after being chased in a jeep by a rampaging T-Rex: "Do you think they'll have that on the tour?"

National Lampoon's Vacation:

After confronting the owner of Wally World about why it is closed after driving cross the country, Chevy Chase told him: “How would like to drive all way to Florida for vacationing, and after getting there, find out it is closed”

Silver Streak:

As Richard Pryor was escorting Gene Wilder with the blackface disguise in the train station, and Gene was dancing to the beat of radio in his ear.....

Gene:”I don't think we'll make it past the cops.”
Richard:”We'll make it past the cops. I just hope we don't run into any Muslims brothers.”