Quote Originally Posted by topspeed
Real Genius - (The whole movie is one liners, but here are some of my faves)

Prof. Hathaway: "You still run?"
Knight: "Only when chased."

Hathaway: "I'd like see more of you in the lab."
Knight: "Fine. I'll gain weight."

Knight: "I'm sorry I didn't get to know you. If there's ever anything I can do for you...or more to the point, to you...let me know."
Susan: "Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"
Knight: "Not right now."
Susan: "A girl's gotta have her standards."


Analyze This - The scene where Vitti is explaining his mistress to Sobel.
Vitti: "She does things my wife...doesn't."
Sobel: "Why can't you have your wife do it?"
Vitti: "HEY!!! She kisses my kids with that mouth!"


Wedding Crasher - This scene is too long to type out, so just watch the classic "Motorboat" clip:
http://www.buzzhumor.com/videos/5303...hers_Motorboat
Thanks Topspeed for those great reminders from REAL GENIUS...one of my all time favorite movies...it's just brilliant. I LOVE TOXIC WASTE. What a great commentary on the Reagan administration...and the opening credits are just masterful...