you guys probably haven't heard of them yet, but a guy about a five minute walk away from me has invented a technology that will forever change the world of audio cables!

Ok, so heres the just of it, it uses a special light beam that ionized a path through the air and sends the signal through that ionized path. This meaning that cables will never be the bottleneck of any system from today forward!

the was of using these is actually quite ingenious, first one connects the emitter to the speaker output of the desired channel, then one connects the receiver to the input on the desired speaker. There is a foot long flexible next that is to be used to direct the ionized beam and placement is aided by a light on the end of the emitter which one uses to ensure the two parts are aligned.
Then, without any further interaction, you will now enjoy the utterly pure sound that cableless conections provide!

(also offered in an interconnect version)

Heres a makeshift site until he can market them professionally:
WirelessCables