And in this corner wearing the black faceplate is the Cardas Kid......(some light applause)

And over in the far corner sporting a silver faceplate issssssssss ZIP CORD (crowd is on their feet cheering)

Tonight's match is a No Holds Barred, No Disqualification, Cowbell, Texas Strap, Tables Ladders & Chairs contest where the winner has to show us his cables or leave AR for good.

The Cardas Kid starts out by cabling his opponent with a multi-stage, pure fusion connector to the groin.

After recovering from the low blow, Zip Cord sneaks in a predictable 16Guage to the eyes causing the Cards Kid to squeal as his eyes watered black & red tears.

Ducking the next punch, Cardas Kid comes out of nowhere with the dreaded 5.5 awg, Teflon/air dielectric "Golden section" constant "Q", enameled "multi-gauge" "crossfield" "litz" Cardas Crossface.

Zip Cord has little chance over all the technical terms put on him by the Kid and before ever using any of the weapons or the cage itself, Zip Cord taps out writhing in defeat.

Just goes to show you that Double Hex Crossfield Bru Ha Ha will always beat 30 Feet of 16 Gauge Red & Black Wire Zip Cord.