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Originally Posted by GMichael
My wife would kill me, chop me into pieces, jump up and down on the pieces, throw the pieces in a fire and then piss on me to put me out. Then she'd take my baby away.
And then..... She'd really get after you........
Best Regards,
Stan
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Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible
Is lint hair? The what the hell am I doing with it, I don't have any hair, I'm a baldy! Here G(hands the lint to G), you can use this more than i can.
Close enough for me. Neither one belongs in my mouth without a very good reason.
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Just don't poke yer eye out while yer down dere....
Oh, I did not go there....
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Originally Posted by Auricauricle
Just don't poke yer eye out while yer down dere....
Oh, I did not go there....
that is why they are curled
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Originally Posted by JohnMichael
that is why they are curled
That's one reason I was thinking of using them for a hair transplant on my head. I would be naturally curly and never need a haircut.
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Originally Posted by markw
That's one reason I was thinking of using them for a hair transplant on my head. I would be naturally curly and never need a haircut.
But you'd smell like fish all the time.:eek6:
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Ol' mark "LintMuffin" w...
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Originally Posted by bobsticks
Ol' mark "LintMuffin" w...
Wouldn't that be, "Lintmuffintop?"
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Well that'll work...or maybe just "LintMuff" as an abbreviation...
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Originally Posted by GMichael
But you'd smell like fish all the time.:eek6:
Hey! I shower after sex!
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Originally Posted by markw
Hey! I shower after sex!
How often is that?
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Quite often.
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Originally Posted by GMichael
How often is that?
But, at my age, I get more showers than sex.
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