Reputations points...

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Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas

You want off-topic?

Isn't there a memorial set up in Waco for the "tragedy" that occured at the Branch Davidian Compound? I'd like to visit it someday after the air clears. :biggrin5:

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Shhhhhhhhh! We Texans don't talk about that event. :rolleyes5:

that's better! We're now solidly back on track to getting this thread across the magical 1,000 mark!

Uh, what were we talking about? :confused5:

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Originally Posted by Woochifer

Uh, what were we talking about? :confused5:

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If Tex puts out on a first date or not.

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Originally Posted by GMichael

If Tex puts out on a first date or not.

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Ask Pix! Doh! :yikes:

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Originally Posted by JSE

Ask Pix! Doh! :yikes:

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Is Rich Pixie's biotch?

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Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas

You want off-topic?

Isn't there a memorial set up in Waco for the "tragedy" that occured at the Branch Davidian Compound? I'd like to visit it someday after the air clears. :biggrin5:

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You know what Waco stands for, doncha?

We Ain't Comin' Out!

Bring HER around and I'll put out!!!

What's the record for the longest thread here, anyway?

GM probably knows that stat.

Bernd's, What's spinnin'? thread.

You people should really seek some help :out:

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Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas

Mark, we're only trying to keep the irony that is thread has produced alive.

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Irony, isn't that something you do to your shirts?:crazy:

Not me! I don't wear a shirt & tie. The only thing I've used an iron for in the past 3 - 4 years is to remove the creases in the burlap I'm using for my acoustic panels. It's a righteous tool!

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Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas

Not me! I don't wear a shirt & tie. The only thing I've used an iron for in the past 3 - 4 years is to remove the creases in the burlap I'm using for my acoustic panels. It's a righteous tool!

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Ah, it's becoming so clear why yer gettin' the smackdown at the club. You can't just smooth up on a girl all disheveled and squiggly-wiggley and drop some line like "You wanna come over and see my DLP?".

Amidst the din and glare she probably took one look at yer janky wife-beater, thought you said "You wanna come over and touch my trick knee and had her boy drop the hammer on ya. :ciappa: :ciappa: :ciappa:

:lol: Man, you are one off-the-wall character sticks, and that ain't no lie. :lol:

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Originally Posted by bobsticks

Ah, it's becoming so clear why yer gettin' the smackdown at the club. You can't just smooth up on a girl all disheveled and squiggly-wiggley and drop some line like "You wanna come over and see my DLP?".

Amidst the din and glare she probably took one look at yer janky wife-beater, thought you said "You wanna come over and touch my trick knee and had her boy drop the hammer on ya. :ciappa: :ciappa: :ciappa:

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Maybe Rich needs to move to rural Ohio. Nothing sexier than a wife-beater under a short sleeve dress shirt and tie. I think I could find him a woman.

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Originally Posted by JohnMichael

Maybe Rich needs to move to rural Ohio. Nothing sexier than a wife-beater under a short sleeve dress shirt and tie. I think I could find him a woman.

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Are you thinkin' the same thing I am John? We hook Rich up with the little honey serving okra at the MCL Cafeteria...hot, okra lovin'. mmmmm....

NP: http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/S...45784zmoj4.jpg

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Originally Posted by bobsticks

Are you thinkin' the same thing I am John? We hook Rich up with the little honey serving okra at the MCL Cafeteria...hot, okra lovin'. mmmmm....

NP: http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/S...45784zmoj4.jpg

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and if he likes his women topless she can leave her hairnet at work.

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Originally Posted by bobsticks

Ah, it's becoming so clear why yer gettin' the smackdown at the club. You can't just smooth up on a girl all disheveled and squiggly-wiggley and drop some line like "You wanna come over and see my DLP?".

Amidst the din and glare she probably took one look at yer janky wife-beater, thought you said "You wanna come over and touch my trick knee and had her boy drop the hammer on ya. :ciappa: :ciappa: :ciappa:

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I had the wimmen chasing me when I wuz single and I didn't have to say a word. I just sat quietly at the bar and licked my eyebrows.

You guys hook me up with Lee Ann and you'll have a BFF. Forget about the okra though, I don't like it.

And I'm not even going to ask what MCL stands for. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by markw

I had the wimmen chasing me when I wuz single and I didn't have to say a word. I just sat quietly at the bar and licked my eyebrows.

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Damn Mark, just sat there licking your eyebrows? My stuff is whack! I thought you had to put on the latest fashion with some cool disco slides, walk in with your pimp step, tilt the hat, and they would just faint at your coolness. Just to think, all I had to do is give myself a tongue bath and go;)

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Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible

Damn Mark, just sat there licking your eyebrows? My stuff is whack! I thought you had to put on the latest fashion with some cool disco slides, walk in with your pimp step, tilt the hat, and they would just faint at your coolness. Just to think, all I had to do is give myself a tongue bath and go;)

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Of course, my dashing good looks help also. :)

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Originally Posted by markw

Of course, my dashing good looks help also. :)

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Then there's that.

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Originally Posted by GMichael

If Tex puts out on a first date or not.

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:lol:

So does the answer lean more towards wishful thinking or imminent threat? :ciappa:

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Originally Posted by Woochifer

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So does the answer lean more towards wishful thinking or imminent threat? :ciappa:

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I'm think it should be pressented as a warning to all noobs.