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I can read that you are Rich from NJ in Texas.
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Originally Posted by GMichael
I'd post something here, but I'm waiting for someone else to have something to say first.
Say First, now post away.....
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Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
I don't shop at Wal-mart.
How about Richwart, which is the high end version of Walmart? That place is for Rich guys from Texas that do not buy used cars or worry about oil prices.
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Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible
How about Richwart, which is the high end version of Walmart? That place is for Rich guys from Texas that do not buy used cars or worry about oil prices.
I've been to Rich^wart. They took one look at my clothes and threw me out. They told me to come back once I have more warts on my face.
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Originally Posted by GMichael
I've been to Rich^wart. They took one look at my clothes and threw me out. They told me to come back once I have more warts on my face.
G, you have to be creative here. When I wear Army pants to Richmart, I tell them they are Armani pants. When I tell them you can pull them down and check the label, they usually decline and give me a pass. When I wear Ralph Loren tee shirts, I tell them its Ralph Lauren, the ladies do usually ask me to remove it so they can see my label:biggrin5:
That's when I speak spanish to them and they usually pass out in a fit of horniness:ihih:
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I don't have F***in' warts you jerks!
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I prefer the term "jerk-wad".
Thank you.
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How 'bout "Nut-job"? Has dual meanings and fits a large percentage of the population here perfectly. :biggrin5:
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Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
How 'bout "Nut-job"? Has dual meanings and fits a large percentage of the population here perfectly. :biggrin5:
Hey Richie rich,
Maybe those warts will go away if you stop playing with your dual meanings.
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Richie Rich I can live with, but remember... don't call me.... err... NEVERMIND!!!
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Originally Posted by GMichael
Hey Richie rich,
Maybe those warts will go away if you stop playing with your dual meanings.
No, that would just make the hair on his palms thin out. If he stops long enough, me might not even need glasses anymore.
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Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
Richie Rich I can live with, but remember... don't call me.... err... NEVERMIND!!!
Late for dinner?
Don't worry rich guy from Texas, I won't do that.
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Sonofab!tch! They even know I wear glasses! :mad2:
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Originally Posted by GMichael
Late for dinner?...
As long as Groundbeef's around, it won't be a problem.
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Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
As long as Groundbeef's around, it won't be a problem.
You're gonna eat GB?!:yikes:
YOUR FRIENDS ARE NOT FOOD!
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Oh............ Nevermind.
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Originally Posted by oaqm
I prefer the term "jerk-wad".
Thank you.
This could get messy...
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Originally Posted by GMichael
You're gonna eat GB?!:yikes:
YOUR FRIENDS ARE NOT FOOD!
At least not until you can cook them over a grill!
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Man I picked up some DAM good-looking rib-eyes the other day which are going to make for some good eats this weekend. I'll marinade them for about a 1/2 hr in Margaritta, drop them on the grill for about 12 minutes, then sit back, relax and enjoy.
Yum. :yesnod:
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Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
Man I picked up some DAM good-looking rib-eyes the other day which are going to make for some good eats this weekend. I'll marinade them for about a 1/2 hr in Margaritta, drop them on the grill for about 12 minutes, then sit back, relax and enjoy.
Yum. :yesnod:
Belch!, no more steak...I have had so much steak in the last two weeks, I think I am gonna be sick. I even smell like rib eye after I shower in the morning. I get up every morning and run five miles down the beach, and I am belching up rib eye from the night before with every step I take. Its back to chicken, turkey, tuna, fish for me when I get home. Do we have a barfing up your pancreas thingy on this website?
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Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible
Belch!, no more steak...I have had so much steak in the last two weeks, I think I am gonna be sick. I even smell like rib eye after I shower in the morning. I get up every morning and run five miles down the beach, and I am belching up rib eye from the night before with every step I take. Its back to chicken, turkey, tuna, fish for me when I get home. Do we have a barfing up your pancreas thingy on this website?
Man you sound just like me. Minus the 5 mile run though....I gotta get back in shape :frown2:
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Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible
At least not until you can cook them over a grill!
...and serve with fava beans and a good Chianti.
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Originally Posted by bobsticks
...and serve with fava beans and a good Chianti.
Okay, I just looked at your avatar after reading this. Sticks, come here bro. Is there something we should talk about, or do I look like dinner to ya?
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Originally Posted by GMichael
You're gonna eat GB?!:yikes:
YOUR FRIENDS ARE NOT FOOD!
Unless you are trapped in the Andes.
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Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible
Okay, I just looked at your avatar after reading this. Sticks, come here bro. Is there something we should talk about, or do I look like dinner to ya?
Sorry T, no way no day. You're in the ballpark with ethnicity but certainly the wrong sex...and while not a steadfast law it's definitely a personal policy to not to date the womenfolk with less hair up top than...umm...down there.
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