Jess Franco

[dean_martin]

This dude, Jess Franco, has made over 180 movies, 2 or 3 of which are worth watching. He's due some credit for putting Soledad Miranda on film for all to see before her untimely death. Some of his later films starred Lina Romay who apparently would do anything Franco asked while the cameras were rolling. Anyhow, I was fooling around on my gee-tar and came up with this:

It has witches.
It has nuns.
It has masturbating nuns.
Jess Franco

Vampyros Lesbos,
Soledad
Playing with her mannequin
Jess Franco

Eurotrash
Eurosleaze
Lina Romay has dirty knees
Jess Franco

Sleaze
Sleaze
Sleaze, please

Sleaze
Sleaze
Sleaze, please

Oh, Jess Franco
Oh, Jess Franco
Oh, Jess Franco .......

[Majagit]

So is he a porn director or something?