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    This message board would not be so dead if it wasn't so slow!

    IMHO!

    I know I can make all kinds of browser adjustments to speed it up, but I don't want to!

    So there!

    New user searching out a Rave Rec would give up on this site after their first search. It seems that some of the electronic boards on Consumer Review still have some traffic, but it seems its mostly from the long-time users who have made themselves comfortable and don't care about the speed.

    Oops. Oh Comely is playing on my office player and I just realized its probably not appropriate for work. Funny how you get used to the lyrics.

    Neutral Milk Hotel - Oh Comely Lyrics

    Oh comely
    I will be with you when you lose your breath
    Chasing the only meaningful memory you thought you had left
    With some pretty bright and bubbly terrible scene
    That was doing her thing on your chest
    But oh comely
    It isn't as pretty as you'd like to guess
    Oh comely
    All of your friends are letting you blow
    Bristling and ugly
    Bursting with fruits falling out from the holes
    Of some pretty bright and bubbly friend
    You could need to say comforting things in your ear
    But oh comely
    There isn't such one friend that you could find here
    Standing next to me
    He's only my enemy
    I'll crush him with everything I own

    Your father made fetuses
    With flesh licking ladies
    While you and your mother
    Were asleep in the trailer park
    Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums
    The music and medicine you needed for comforting
    So make all your fat fleshy fingers to moving
    And pluck all your silly strings
    And bend all your notes for me
    Soft silly music is meaningful magical
    The movements were beautiful
    All in your ovaries
    All of them milking with green fleshy flowers
    While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines
    Smelling of semen all under the garden
    Was all you were needing when you still believed in me

    And I know they buried her body with others
    Her sister and mother and 500 families
    And will she remember me 50 years later
    I wished I could save her in some sort of time machine
    Know all your enemies
    We know who are enemies are

    Goldaline my dear
    We will fold and freeze together
    Far away from here
    There is sun and spring and green forever
    But now we move to feel
    For ourselves inside some stranger's stomach
    Place your body here
    Let your skin begin to blend itself with mine

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    That reminds me...

    Speaking of inappropriate songs. Hubby and I were on a cruise in February. We were sunning ourselves near the main pool, the one with the big waterslide where all the families with kids were hanging out. Upbeat music was blaring from speakers all around us. Suddenly, Green Day's Minority starts up with lyrics that include...

    a free for all
    phuk 'em all


    I wonder which crew member slipped that one in there!

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    I'm kinda slow myself

    but at least I'm not dead.

    Hey, Oh Comely is my favorite NMH song, or tied with You've Passed as my favorite, at least (how moronic ironic )

    NP: The Police - Outlandos d'Amour SACD
    Originally Posted by Troy: She has that same kind of cleft-pallet, slightly retarded way of singing that so many other people find endearing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Slosh
    but at least I'm not dead.

    Hey, Oh Comely is my favorite NMH song, or tied with You've Passed as my favorite, at least (how moronic ironic )

    NP: The Police - Outlandos d'Amour SACD
    Ahhh... the power of the mix-tape! (I woulda said comp - but that so unpoetic)! Is that a word?

    The amorphous being known only by words on a screen, named Slosh, always comes to mind when I hear that song.

    Before I bought "In The Aeroplane Over the Sea" I first heard the song on one of your creations.

    But the first NMH song I heard and still love was, "King of Carrot Flowers" from a Davey "mixtape".

    Such a great album!

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    You think this is slow, you should try sh.tv! OMG, any slower, and my car would stall!
    Eschew fascism.
    Truth Will Out.
    Quote Originally Posted by stevef22
    you guys are crackheads.
    I remain,
    Peter aka Dusty Chalk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dusty Chalk
    You think this is slow, you should try sh.tv! OMG, any slower, and my car would stall!
    Who the hell is Steve Hoffman? .....Wait a minute.....doing that wiki thing.....no, not that Rapper's Delight thing.....wikipedia.....oh that guy?

    Hhmmm...he catches a lot of hell for what he does...

    Why?
    Last edited by 3-LockBox; 07-28-2006 at 10:10 PM.

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    Thumbs down

    Hell yes this board is sloooooow!!!! It's the reason I only check in once every six months. I don't like my hi-speed internet to feel like bad dial-up. Too many f**king animated advertisements using up my bandwidth. See you in 6 months...

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    Hear, hear.

    Quote Originally Posted by Digital-G
    Hell yes this board is sloooooow!!!! It's the reason I only check in once every six months. I don't like my hi-speed internet to feel like bad dial-up. Too many f**king animated advertisements using up my bandwidth. See you in 6 months...
    If I want to post anything here, I'll hit 'Submit Reply' and go take a shower or something.

    Oh, but the Smilies are really b!tchin'.

    fp

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    Arrrrggggghhhhhhhh

    Quote Originally Posted by Snowbunny
    IMHO!

    I know I can make all kinds of browser adjustments to speed it up, but I don't want to!

    I wish I could play more, but this friggin board won't load on my computer at work in under four minutes. I can't wait around that long. And I have high speed DSL and no server to go through.

    For some reason at home with dial-up, it only takes about a minute.

    Thanks Richmon, for the news on Moraz remasters.

    I'll try to visit more often, but it shouldn't be this hard.

    If anyone has any advice, I'd love to hear it.

    I'm operating on an Apple G4 iMac, the older half-basketball version with a 15" screen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarryL
    I wish I could play more, but this friggin board won't load on my computer at work in under four minutes. I can't wait around that long. And I have high speed DSL and no server to go through.

    For some reason at home with dial-up, it only takes about a minute.

    Thanks Richmon, for the news on Moraz remasters.

    I'll try to visit more often, but it shouldn't be this hard.

    If anyone has any advice, I'd love to hear it.

    I'm operating on an Apple G4 iMac, the older half-basketball version with a 15" screen.
    Where the hell ya been, man?

    I just switched to Comcast High Speed and it loads failry quick now, though, its still the slowest loading website I visit on a regular basis.

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    Funny how...

    ...the mods'll jump on a post that's not music-related in a heartbeat, but posts like these are ignored.

    I'm just sayin'.

    fp

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    I rarely have a problem with this site.

    Regards,

    Dave

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave_G
    I rarely have a problem with this site.

    Regards,

    Dave
    Hey Dave! We haven't seen you 'round these parts in a while. How're you doing?

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