So I'm checking the weekly entertainment guide in the local rag, and here is a sampling of the 'wonderful' shows coming to a theater near me;

Def Leppard with REO Speedwagon and Styx. Gee, three for the price of 1. Boy howdy.

The Four Original Members of Asia - I was getting tired of seeing them with so many unoriginal members.

Van Halen - don't go away mad Eddie, just go away

Yes - Close to the Edge and Back Tour - wish they'd fallen off the edge.

Tower of Power and the Average White Band - oh boy!

Jethro Tull and Peter Frampton - odd pairing of geezers

Air Supply - thought they would run out of oxygen by now

Gin Blossoms - can't imagine why

Boston - the surviving member?

Toad the Wet Sprocket - no comment

Wishbone Ash - didn't know they were back in action, but finally one worth seeing.

Swish