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  1. 10-16-2011, 12:22 PM #1
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    Why do hipsters buy more i-Phones that anything else?

    Because Steve Jobs is underground.
    I call my bathroom Jim instead of John so I can tell people that I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

    If you say the word 'gullible' very slowly it sounds just like oranges.
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    How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
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    ...it's a pretty obscure number. You wouldn't have heard of it.
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    Two?

    Quote Originally Posted by jonnyhambone View Post
    How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
    One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis? No, that's how many yuppies it takes. How many country western singers does it take? Two. One to do the job and another to write a song about how much he'll miss the old one. How many movie producers does it take? None. Movie producers don't screw in light-bulbs; they screw in hot tubs.
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