You know that song. The one that makes you want to run screaming from the room while sticking knitting needles through your ears. The one that someone could play over and over and over and over again to torture you into leaking State secrets or confessing to a horrendous crime that you didn't commit. The one that makes you want to hang the artist by his or her fingernails so that you can scream in their face, "DUDE! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!"

I have two.

1. The Guess Who - American Woman, and
2. Lou Bega - Mambo Number 5.

Don't bother playing the song for me, just kill me.